The Breakfast Club
Weapon (club), uncommon, requires attunement
This club resembles a large wooden spoon, and it smells faintly of spices.
If you sleep near this item and it is unobserved for at least an hour during the night, upon waking up you will find a delicious full gourmet breakfast waiting. The breakfast is of the highest quality and there is enough food and drink to serve your party.
You can also hit people with it.
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Fiengold's Familial Finery
Wondrous item, rare, requires attunement by a familiar
This is a finely made leather collar with intricately carved gold plates and a little silver bell.
When your familiar is wearing this item you may cast spells using your familiar as a spellcasting focus by holding your familiar like a gun and making "pew-pew" noises.
When you cast an evocation spell in such a way, it is cast as one level higher than the spell slot used to cast it.
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Fiddlesticks
Wondrous item, very rare
This item is a finely made magical clockwork cat, named Fiddlesticks. Over the clockwork frame someone has stretched a cured cat hide. Whoever did so was not a particuolarly skilled taxidermist and Fiddlesticks doesn't quite look lifelike. He acts lifelike, however, and behaves much like a normal cat. Fiddlesticks will not function without his skin, and will react to any attempts to remove his skin much as a normal cat would.
Once bonded to his owner, Fiddlesticks acts as your familiar, just as if you had cast the spell Find Familiar.
Fiddlesticks has the stats of a normal cat except it is a construct instead of a beast.
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Helm of Petty Revenge
Wondrous item, very rare
This plate helm is fashioned to resemble a chariot, and atop it sits a little brass clockwork charioteer with a little bow.
If you are hit with a melee attack while wearing this item you can use your reaction to target your attacker. When you do so the clockwork archer fires little arrows from a seemingly endless supply. The attack functions as the magic missile spell, but it fires one missile for every ten points of damage you take from the attack, rounding up. Each missile deals 1d4 +1 damage and may only target your attacker.
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Pocket Bedroom
Wondrous item, rare
This item appears to be a two inch cube of wood, but when the command word is spoken it begins to impossibly unfold. Over 10 minutes it unfolds into a full bedroom set, complete with a king-sized canopy bed, dressers, wardrobe, vanity and a loveseat, that folds out into a twin bed.
On speaking the command word again the bedroom set begins to fold back up into a cube, the process takes 10 minutes.
Items may be placed into the furniture, and will be folded up with the bedroom set. If you place more than 800 pounds in the furniture, the set will not fold back up until you reduce the weight of stored items.
The set will not fold back up with living creatures in any of the furniture.
The furniture otherwise mostly behaves as furniture should, except that it seems to be completely impervious to damage and every time the set is unfolded the bedding is clean and pressed.
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Leomund's Moderately-Sized Stake
Wondrous item, rare
This item consists of two parts; a nine inch iron stake with a black crystal ball on the top of it, and a 274 page manual consisting entirely of pictographs.
If you stick the stake into the ground and spend ten minutes puzzling over the indecipherable manual you will cast the spell Leomund's Tiny Hut, centered on the stake. This ability cannot be used again until the next dawn.