```metadata title: Florida Man description: The epitome of all things chaos. tags: '' systems: - 5e renderer: legacy ``` ___ > ## Florida Man >*Medium aberration, shapeshifter, chaotic evil* > ___ > - **Armor Class** 10 > - **Hit Points** 85(15d10 + 3) > - **Speed** 40 ft., Swim (40ft.) >___ >|STR|DEX|CON|INT|WIS|CHA| >|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:| >|17 (+3)|17 (+3)|17 (+3)|1 (-5)|1 (-5)|18 (+4)| >___ > - **Condition Immunities** paralyzed, poisoned, grappled, charmed, frightened, fatigued > - **Senses** Tremorsense (30ft.) > - **Languages** Common, Deep Speech > - **Challenge** 5 (1,800 XP) > ___ > ***Chaos Incarnate.*** When Florida Man becomes the target of a spell he rolls for an effect on the Wild Magic table. > > ***Modern Cryptid.*** Florida Man may appear as any humanoid indefinitely and can change it's appearance at will. It is not incredibly hard to spot, however, due to the deranged look in it's eyes and penchant to take on odd appearance traits (such as face and neck tattoos, unusual hair styles, and extremely poor oral hygiene). The Florida Man's true appearance is unknown, but it will collapse into 3d4 small alligators upon dying. > ### Actions >***Multiattack.*** Florida Man makes two attacks each turn if it is able. > > ***Eat a Face.*** *Melee Weapon Attack:* +5 to hit, reach 5ft., one target. *Hit* 9 (2d6 + 2). On a Successful Eat a Face attack, Flordia Man grapples the target. > > ***Throw Something.*** *Ranged Weapon Attack:* +2 to hit, reach 20ft., one target. *Hit* 15 (3d6 + 4). Florida Man will attempt to lift an unsecured object or person within 5ft. of it and throw it at a target. If a creature is thrown, they take no damage but are relocated. If no object or person is within reach, Florida Man will seperate a small aligator from its biomass and throw it. ``` ``` ## Credit ___ Concept and writing by Tyler C. ( [@WorryWrite](https://twitter.com/WorryWrite) ). Please support my other homebrews via [The Dungeon Malcontent](https://dungeonmalcontent.tumblr.com/) blog, through my [DMsGuild](https://www.dmsguild.com/browse.php?author=Tyler%20C.&?affiliate_id=1655941) brews, or on my [homebrew masterlist](https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1UZ55VKFBp5Gu3rNYr3VXdDm74kmg1MaCnNoas9Y8u9w/edit?usp=sharing). Maybe help out by donating to my [Ko-Fi](https://ko-fi.com/worrywrite) as well, writing takes time and effort. Should you notice any errors or would like to provide feedback on this homebrew, [consider filling out this form](https://forms.gle/gVZrTNmaRB5To5sQ6). If you are interested in reading my ongoing works of fiction, consider visiting [my RoyalRoad page](https://www.royalroad.com/profile/182256/fictions) as well.