Adipea: Delectable Dungeon’s Cookbook
A content expansion to the overall adipea experience with a bit of a cooking twist
The Magic of Meal Preperation
While one could consider foodcraft a mystic art not all of the preparers need to have access to the font to serve exquisite foods with professional flair.
This tome goes on to detail the discoveries of those who have worked to advance the field, including the advent of Magical Recipes that upon combining certain rare ingredients can produce a wide variety of magical effects.
Magical Food
Dishes created using certain ingredients have magical properties beyond that of their more standardly made counterparts. However to draw out these properties one must have the right tools and skills.
Anyone Can Cook
As how every individual has latent magical potential that can be trained and honed, so does everyone have potential to cook dishes infused with magical energies.
Making use of magical recipes only requires an upgrade to an existing set of cook’s utensils or brewer’s supplies (depending on the recipe) and the skill to use them.
With the Right Kitchen
Enchanting a set of Cook’s utensils or brewer’s supplies is a simple upgrade carving a sigil into the handle of each tool and then being painted with expensive magic inks amounting to a price of 250gp. Once the process is finished any dish that combines the correct ingredients will turn into its magical variant.
Helpful Meals
Dishes that serve a genuinely beneficial purpose in most cases and are best eaten personally or shared with friends.
Goodberry tart
- Price to Create: 25gp
- Rarity: Common
- Duration: Instant
1d4+1 healing and gain 5 pounds
Recipe: 3 ‘goodberries’, flour, egg, butter
Divine Ale
- Price to Create: 100gp
- Rarity: Uncommon
- Duration: 1 hour
Advantage Charisma checks, +1 AC or +1 to saves against enchantment spells
recipe: holy water, wheat, barrel for aging
Troll Dish
- Price to Create: 200gp
- **Rarity:**Rare
- Duration: 4 rounds
+2hp per round as long as the food is undigested in your guts.
Recipe: Troll meat, Abyssal Chicken Egg
Diet Roll
- Price to Create: 25gp
- Rarity Common
- Duration: Instant
1d4+1 healing and lose 5 pounds of fat
recipe: thinwheat, egg, milk
Swift brew coffee
- Price to Create: 100gp
- Rarity Uncommon
- Duration: 1 minute
grants the effects of expeditious retreat
Recipe: SpeedBean brewed for two minutes in hot water, use an elvenpress for best results
Surge Tonic
- Price to Create: 100gp
- Rarity Uncommon
- Duration: Until your next short or long rest after consuming
you can use your action to concentrate and be affected by the latent magic of the drink and gain an additional action that turn. sideeffects - faster speech, heightened pulse, sparky feelings
Recipe: Essence of Quickling, ground SpeedBean
Harming Dishes
Food created almost intentionally able to cause hazardous effects on those who consume it.
Mystery Food A
- Price to Create: 75gp
- Rarity Cursed Uncommon
- Duration of Mystery Effect: 1 minute
roll a single effect off of the wild magic table and apply it to the eater
Recipe: Fae Mushroom, shifts between a multitude of states when cooked within a ground beef casing
Remainling
- Price to Create: Varies
- Rarity Monster
- Duration: As long as it takes…
Animated Leftovers, activated by the phrase ‘who wants seconds’
Recipe: create a summoning circle out of the sauces of the leftover dishes.
Fairy Wine
- Price to Create: ???gp
- Rarity Legendary
- Duration: 3 hours after you rouse from a long rest
a wine made from FairyBerry, blurs a person’s memory of their previous night, they will return 3 hours after imbibement.
Recipe: FairyBerry can only be found through magical means. ferment it for 24 hours.
Bloating Burger
- Price to Create: 25gp
- Rarity Common
- Duration: Instant
does 1d6 fattening damage on ingestion
Recipe: Grounded beef, ushi-blessed butter. Cook in metal pan until meat is brown completely brown in the center.
Puffshroom Omelette
- Price to Create: 25gp
- Rarity Common
- Duration: Instant
does 1d6 inflating damage on ingestion
Recipe: Minced Puffshroom, 2 eggs, cheese
Magic Foods
Tasty Tomato
(Common, Wondrous) From a small cherry tomato to a large, plump, ripe one. It’s a tomato that can be bitten into like an apple, and cause even the pickiest of eater to call tasty.
When consumed, it gives the eater 5 Temporary Hit Points. This effect lasts for 1 hour.
This item can be used to cook other items
Crisp Lettuce
(Common, Wondrous) Butter, Iceberg, Romaine. Any lettuce can be added on for a bit of extra crunch, but magically induced crunchiness brings the texture to another level
When a head is consumed, it grants the eater a +1 bonus to their AC until the start of their next turn while they are actively facing hostile creatures.
This item can be used to cook other items
Potbelly Potato
(Common, Wondrous) A potato that is incredibly dense. While a normal potato can provide a large amount of nutrition, this one can provide an exceptionally large amount all at once.
When one is consumed, this item counts as 10 diet points despite being 1lbs of normal food in your stomach.
This item can be used to cook other items
Strapped Strawberry
(Common, Wondrous) A type of strawberry that is thought to make those that eat it filled with boiling rage. Said to have been the cause behind the Duke Thirku’s ball room dance turned murder party. A creature can consume 1oz of Strapped Strawberries and temporarily increase their strength score by 1, but decrease their wisdom score by 1 for 1 minute.
This item can be used to cook other items
Burgeoning Blueberry
(Common, Wondrous) A small blueberry that can cause a person to rapidly inflate. Thought to have been made by the same druid who made the Blueberrify spell and the inspiration behind the goodberry pie.
A creature that consumes 1oz of Burgeoning Blueberries instantly inflates 10lbs of pressure.
This item can be used to cook other items
Chilly Chilli
(Common, Wondrous) A variety of pepper types that oddly only can grow in the cold. These variants of different peppers make all other drinks that pass a person’s lips colder, as if to exemplify how inextinguishable the heat is
A creature that consumes a Chilly Chilli, if they have a breath attack, they deal an additional 1d6 cold damage on the next attack they make with it within 1 minute
This item can be used to cook other items
Excellent Eggs
(Common, Wondrous) They say the best eggs are coloured like the morning sun, yet these ones go the extra mile and give off a warm radiance as well.
When 1 egg is consumed, it grants the eater a +1 bonus to hit with weapon attacks until the start of their next turn while they are actively facing hostile creatures.
This item can be used to cook other items
Chivalrous Chicken
(Common, Wondrous) Despite being called some of the most abundant meat, it is still hard to come by. Said to be something heroes would eat before a big fight be it a wing, a leg, or the whole thing for the more gluttonous. Despite being in its raw form, it is the beginning of greatness
When 1lbs consumed, the creature that consumed it is instantly poisoned for 1 minute. During one minute, they are immune to the frightened condition, and have a +1 bonus to charisma checks and saves.
This item can be used to cook other items
Generous Ginger
(Uncommon, Wondrous) A chunk of ginger that seems to have far more content in it than the physical object appears to have.
When 1oz is consumed, the creature regains 5HP as the spiciness of the ginger invigorates them
This item can be used to cook other items
Caustic Corn
(Uncommon, Wondrous) A cob of corn that seems to be incredibly delicate. It’s said to explode if not handled correctly, and despite many assumptions of its name, it is not limited to the type of corn that commonly pops
A cob of this item can be thrown up to 20ft, and upon impact with the ground or a creature, it causes a small explosion in a 5ft radius around the impact point. Creatures around the area must make a DC 13 dex saving throw or take 1d6 fire damage
This item can be used to cook other items
Bouncing Beans
(Uncommon, Wondrous) Beans that are meticulously picked out by dumping thousands upon the floor, only those that manage to bounce up at least five feet are considered a bouncing bean.
When 1oz is consumed, it allows the user to jump/leap an extra foot for the next 30 seconds.
This item can be used to cook other items
Rash Raspberry
(Uncommon, Wondrous) A small and simple fruit that imbues the consumer with a lack of critical thought. It can be beneficial when action needs to be taken without thought, but incredibly harmful for anything that uses the mind
If 1oz is consumed while in combat, until the start of the consumer’s next turn, they deal one additional damage with melee weapon attacks, and gain a +1 bonus to hit, however, have disadvantage on wisdom saving throws during this time.
This item can be used to cook other items
Opportunity Oil
(Uncommon, Wondrous) Unlike the oil of slipperiness, this can be used in cooking to give a variety of items a nice browned sheen, or prevent them from sticking to the pan. Oddly enough, its able to be extracted from a variety of places where there is lipomatic influence, so long as it can be bottled, filtered, and preserved.
5oz can be used to coat a 5x5ft tile on the ground as an action. Creatures that walk over it must make a DC 13 dexterity saving throw or fall prone. It lasts for 1 minute.
This item can be used to cook other items
Aspiring Asparagus
(Uncommon, Wondrous) A type of Asparagus that allows a person to bring out their charm to convince others that their aspirations are the right thing to follow. A cooked variant is said to be eaten before most speeches from leaders that can afford it
For the next charisma ability check you make within 1 hour after consuming 4 stalks, you have advantage
This can be used to cook other items
Great Grapes
(Uncommon, Wondrous) Unlike Grapes of Wrath, these Grapes are just great. Plain and simple, but, when they apply that greatness to you, it feels like a whole different world.
The next saving throw the consumer makes after eating a bunch of Great Grapes make is made with advantage
This can be used to cook other items
Brutal Beef
(Uncommon, Wondrous) A prime cut of meat from off a cow or bull, be it ribs, steak, or tongue, it is the best of the best. Not only is the quality of meat high, but so too are the effects it grants its consumer. While best eaten cooked, it can provide benefits, even raw
For the next hour, after consuming a pound of Brutal Beef, the consumer has advantage on strength checks, but disadvantage on dexterity checks.
This can be used to cook other food
Lucky Lemon
(Rare, Wondrous) A lemon that is said to bring about luck. Of course, said luck can only be brought out in the worse of ways, and that is to bite into it like an apple.
After consuming a Lucky lemon, you gain advantage for the next three ability checks, saving throws, or attack rolls (chosen when consumed) you make
This can be used to cook other food
Petrified Pasta
(Rare, Wondrous) A pasta that has remained in containment for at least one century, commonly passed through the fey wilds to get this effect in a hurry. Despite its name, not only is it edible, but the age actively allows it to absorb the magic permeating the area
After consuming 1lbs of petrified pasta, the consumer’s AC increases by 2 until the beginning of their next turn
This can be used to cook other food
Muster Mustard
(Rare, Wondrous) A special type of Mustard said to have been made by extreme force and pressure. Oddly enough it due to the amount of effort it takes to make this mustard (Usually some lipomatically infused item that has been put under intense heat and pressure), if artificially made it’s usually made 1oz at a time over a week
After consuming an ounce of Muster Mustard, you gain advantage on constitution saving throws over the next minute, however, you take 2 fire damage a turn as the heat of the mustard burns your mouth
This can be used to cook other food
Opulent Onion
(Rare, Wondrous) An Onion that is mistakable for a jewel. Be it a ruby or diamond, and occasionally a long rod of jade, these onions can make any meal look like a treasure.
This item can be eaten in three large bites, and for the next minute the creature type of the consumer is giant
This item does not have any use outside of cooking other food
Super Spinach
(Rare, Wondrous) A rare form of spinach that is found in metal containers. Be it grown or found being in the horde of something. What’s not as well known is that the metal containers contain bright green spinach, which gives its consumer additional power. Said to be a favorite of sailors
Takes an action to open up. Once opened, the insides of the container can be consumed as another action, granting its eater immense strength, their strength score increasing by 4 for 1 minute. Additionally, they gain an unarmed strike if they do not already have one, it doing 1d4 Magical Bludgeoning damage. Should they already have an unarmed strike, it deals an additional 1d4 Magical Bludgeoning damage for the duration.
This item can be used to cook other food
Radical Rice
(Rare, Wondrous) RICE! Rice that is way too cool, but still makes its bodaciousness appearance once every now and then, usually by firing off some Whi-hi-cked fireworks and a totally tubular announcement to everyone within a mile that the party….. has arrived.
When 1oz is consumed raw, it causes the consumer to explode in a fiery 10ft explosion as the raw radicalness of the rice cannot be contained. Each creature, including the one that consumed it, must make a DC 15 dexterity saving throw or take 3d6 fire damage, or half as much on a successful save.
This item can be used to cook other food
Honorable Honey
(Rare, Wondrous) None more valiant than this honey that takes the shape of a kite shield as its made. What compels it to be made this way is unknown, but what is known is that it helps bolster a person’s sense of honor and chivalry.
A creature that consumes an ounce of this honey is filled with a sense of honor, able to give one the knowledge to act appropriately in combat. When a hostile creature enters within 10ft of you, you may shout out that you are challenging them to a duel, whether they listen to you or not, you have advantage on melee attacks made with a long or short sword while you also wielded a shield against that target. For all other targets, you have disadvantage to hit unless an ally is within 5ft of both you and the target. This effect lasts for 1 minute
This item can be used to cook other food
Perfected Pork
(Rare, Wondrous) While perfected, it is not perfect as it would be far too dangerous to allow such a slab of meat to exist. This was as close as the gods of lipomancy and magic would allow to let people still find joy out of life and other food. Of course, to attain such a height from food alone would require preparing it. Despite this, the slab of uncooked meat is still quite tasty if terrible to eat.
A creature that consumes a pound of Perfected pork gains a +1 bonus to their proficiency bonus for 1 minute. However, during this one minute, they are also poisoned.
This item can be used to cook other items
Fitful Flour
(Very Rare, Wondrous) A sack of flour. A sack of flour that is only contained by the burlap surrounding it, it having a penchant for flinging itself everywhere on everything until all is coated white. Only a skilled chef can truly make use of this ingredient
This 5lbs sack can be thrown, on the ground, a 15ft cube of flour is thrown up into the air, causing a thick cloud of flour to block the vision of creatures. Creatures within the flour cloud are blinded while inside. This cube of flour lasts for one round before it settles to the ground, covering it in white specks.
This item can be used to cook other items
Graceful Garlic
(Very Rare, Wondrous) A small piece of garlic that when set down, seems to roll around as if it was dancing. Because of this dance, despite it being somewhat common, it’s as rare as it is because it commonly just rolls off and winds up getting tarnished or damaged, at which point it can no longer be considered graceful, and thus loses its magic.
If a head of this item is consumed, for the next minute, the consumer will have advantage on acrobatic checks that use dexterity.
This item can be used to cook other items
Cheery Cheese
(Very Rare, Wondrous) A type of cheese that makes those around it feel cheery! It’s actually one of its defense mechanisms of this style of cheese as to ensure that it is never eaten. By making itself so nice to just be around, it can leave the unprepared feeling bad for taking away the joy of others nearby.
When a pound of this cheese is consumed, you become a source of lightheartedness that is very much appreciated in turbulent times. Allied creatures within 30ft of you gain Temporary hit points equal to your Charisma modifier as they feel your cheerfulness give them the will to continue on.
This item can be used to cook other items
Missile Milk
(Very Rare, Wondrous) A bottle of milk. Sometimes an Usharian priest, sometimes from a particularly angry cow. Either way, it is a bottle of milk that is particularly feisty. Additionally, this item can be used to make Blissful Butter which is unable to do anything other than be used to cook other items.
Upon drinking a 2oz bottle of this milk, creatures are able to immediately cast the spell Jim’s Magic Missile at second level using their Charisma modifier as their spell casting modifier. They are considered proficient in this casting of the spell
This item can be used to cook other items.
Original Oregano
(Very Rare, Wondrous) Prehistoric Oregano. Said to grow only in the underdark due to how secluded it is. Its leaves are a deep blue, and rejects natural sunlight, oftentimes decaying if left in direct sunlight for more than a minute.
When a sprig of this item is placed atop non-magical food, it increases the amount of time it takes for that food to spoil by 3 months. The Original Oregano then loses its magic and becomes a normal piece of Oregano.
This item can be used to cook other items
Wistful Wine
(Very Rare, Wondrous) A special type of wine that makes those that consume it recall a much simpler time in their life. One that puts them at ease for just a while
A bottle of this wine can be consumed to gain advantage on the next wisdom save you make within 10 minutes.
This item can be used to cook other items
Octagonal Oranges
(Very Rare, Wondrous) Oddly enough, they’re oranges that fall into the way that nature intends for things to grow. It’s odd primarily because of the raw strength it has when not cut in a way to bisect it. It’s said that there was a fairy that used one as a tower shield, and that any attack that landed was entirely halted.
When this orange is consumed, the creature that consumed it gains a +3 bonus to their AC until the start of their next turn.
This item can be used to cook other items
Daring Duck
(Very Rare, Wondrous) While ducks are normally quite easy to hunt, a Daring duck is far far more dangerous. These beasts usually claim entire ponds to themselves, and rightfully so as their speed allows them to outfly the fastest of arrows, and their reaction time leaves them almost unhittable, even in the face of spells. There have been many times where a town has lost out on hunting ducks for a season because this one would be an early warning to all others that flying in that region was dangerous.
When 1lbs of this item is consumed, you gain advantage on dexterity saves for the next minute, however, during this time, you have disadvantage on wisdom saves.
This item can be used to cook other items
Turbulent Truffle
(Legendary, Wondrous) A truffle that is said to cause a stormy microclimate around it. While the storms themselves are easy to spot, due to the danger they pose, gathering a truffle often times is more danger than its worth.
This item can be used to cook other items
Capricious Caviar
(Legendary, Wondrous) Caviar that has a tendency to move on its own. It almost acts like a normal animal yet lacks any and all means of intelligence and movement. It apparently has a migratory pattern and spots where large amounts of them can be found, but figuring out the pattern to it is a hopeless endeavor that even elven scholars who have spent their lives tracking them have yet to find any consistency with anything to keep track of them.
This item can be used to cook other items
Captivating Caramel
(Legendary, Wondrous) Caramel that has been stretched and formed between the barrier of upper and lower planes. Celestials and fiends get into bidding wars over this stuff, and occasionally, it finds its way to the material plane either through accident, or through one of the two factions trying to lead mortals to temptation or reward.
When 1lbs(hard)/1oz(melted) of this fattening treat is consumed, the consumer gains resistance to fire, necrotic, poison, and radiant damage for 1 minute. However, due to how chewy it is, they are unable to speak during this time.
This item can be used to cook other items
Lunar Peach
(Legendary, Wondrous) The legendary peach said to make those that consume it immortal. While this peach cannot do that, it can bring new life to a person. It’s said to only grow in moonlight from the full moon, anything other light source causing it to return to a normal peach, leading them to only grow in the most secluded of regions.
A creature that consumes this peach instantly decreases their level of exhaustion by 1
This item can be used to cook other items
Sylph Salt
(Legendary, Wondrous) Salt is hard enough to find as is, but finding it in the every chaotic fey wild is even harder. To so thoroughly damage the domain of a primordial being is risky enough itself, but for the treasure that lies beneath it may very well be worth it. Said salt is said to protect against anything that is said to have an aversion to salt be it plants or undead, and Sylph Salt is commonly what was used in those legends of old.
2lbs of this salt can be spilled out onto the floor, and creatures that are Plants or Undead, cannot willingly cross the line made by the salt as it acts like a solid indestructible wall before them. The salt can cover up to 15ft.
This item can be used to cook other items
Sweetened Sugar (Legendary, Wondrous) Someone finally did it. Sugar with sugar in it. No one knows how they did it, but this artificially created sugar is at least as sugary if sugar itself was given a bunch of sugar. Perhaps in old labs, or by powerful spell casters, this sugar can be procured.
When 1lbs of this item is consumed, the creature that consumed it is put under the effects of haste for 1 minute, gaining 1 level of exhaustion at the end of the duration as their body crashes.
This item can be used to cook other items
Demonic Dragonfruit
(Legendary, Wondrous) Already a delicacy, this dragon fruit was caught in the area of a demonic incursion and left there for a long time. Growing gnarly as it ages, absorbing the nutrients of nearby plants, this fruit gains the moniker of Demonic. For a time, these fruits were sought after by pirates who heard tales of the power they could bring, ultimately falling out of use due to the power they grant being limited.
When a Demonic Dragonfruit is consumed, roll 1d6. You gain resistance to the damage type rolled, and deal an additional 1d6 of that damage when making weapon attacks. These effects last for one minute, however for one hour after consuming the Demonic Dragonfruit, you lose the ability to swim.
|:——-:|:————-| | 1 | Fire | | 2 | Poison | | 3 | Cold | | 4 | Acid | | 5 | Lightning | | 6 | Force |
This item can be used to cook other food
Continental Catfish
(Legendary, Wondrous) A massive catfish. Said to be an honorary titan due to its ability to move the very continents, but lacking in the exclusivity that other titans enjoy. It is truly gargantuan, said to live in the depths of the ocean where it commands the earth beneath the seas.
When 1lbs of a Continental Catfish is consumed, difficult terrain no longer costs additional movement for you, you cannot be moved against your will, and you gain the ability to contain one additional creature within your stomach for one minute.
This item can be used to cook other food
Eggselent Eggs and Toast
(Common, Wondrous) Uses Excellent Eggs
A simple egg on toast. The only real special ingredient here is the egg which takes some careful preparation to properly make. Everything else is mundane, but tasty none the lest to help boost the eggy taste.
When 1 eggselent Eggs and Toast is consumed, it grants the eater a +2 bonus to hit with weapon attacks until the start of their next turn while they are actively facing hostile creatures.
Consuming this counts as if you had consumed 10lbs of fatty food.
Use 1lbs/1pint/1 crafting material for each item used
Supreme Eggs and Toast
(Very Rare, Wondrous) Uses Excellent Eggs x 2, Fitful Flour, Sylph Salt, Cheery Cheese, Opportunity Oil, and Perfected Prok
Eggs and Toast taken to the next level. A homemade bread, over easy eggs fried in the best of oils, freshly made honey ham and slightly salty cheese. All covered in a light sprinkling of salt from the most magically intensive pieces of Sylph salt.
For the next minute, your body fills with the power of Sunny Side Up. Creatures that are undead become unable to face you directly, having disadvantage on any attack against you. Additionally, your very being infused with such sunniness allows you to deal additional harm to them, any attack or spell you land against them dealing twice as much damage. Lastly, you additionally are resistant to necrotic damage and abilities that would apply a curse
You consume 20lbs of food when this meal is consumed
Use 1lbs/1pint/1 crafting material for each item used
Continental Breakfast
(Legendary, Wondrous) Uses Excellent Eggs, Fitful Flour, Missile Milk, Octagonal Oranges, Potbelly Potato, Sylph Salt, Sweetened Sugar, Opportunity Oil, and Perfected Pork.
A full on proper breakfast with all the fixings. Homemade buttermilk pancakes, Hashbrowns, Bacon, Eggs, all topped off with a freshly squeezed glass of orange juice. A hearty breakfast to get a person into high gear.
For the next minute, you are considered to be under the effects of the Haste spell. Additionally, you have a +1 bonus to AC, and a +3 bonus to hit. If applicable, you can choose to recover up to 4 levels of spell slots, or instead choose to recover one long/short rest ability. At the end of one minute, you are rendered unable to do anything as your body begins to process the remaining calories from the breakfast that didn’t give any immediate energy.
This hearty meal counts as 60lbs of fatty food when consumed in full.
Use 1lbs/1pint/1 crafting material for each item used
Conventional Breakfast
(Rare, Wondrous) Uses Excellent Eggs, Missile Milk, Potbelly Potato
A much simpler breakfast that consists of an egg and hashbrown. Good for a quick pick me up despite how heavy it is.
If applicable, recover a level 1 spell slot
Eating this meal counts as 10lbs of food
Use 1lbs/1pint/1 crafting material for each item used
Breakfast Taco
(Rare, Wondrous) Uses Excellent Eggs, Opulent Onions, Potbelly Potato, Fitful Flour, Opportunity Oil, Cheery Cheese, Perfected Pork, and Bouncing Beans
A simple breakfast taco. A bit hard to get all of it down in just a few bites without it spilling out.
Consuming it restores half of your max stamina and heals you for 15HP
Consuming this counts as eating 7lbs of fatty food
Use 1lbs/1pint/1 crafting material for each item used
Breakfast Burrito
(Very Rare, Wondrous) Uses Excellent Eggs, Opulent Onions, Potbelly Potato, Fitful Flour, Opportunity Oil, Cheery Cheese, Perfected Pork, Tasty Tomato, Crisp Lettuce, Super Spinach, Missile Milk, Bouncing Beans
A filled breakfast burrito, packed tightly in a massive homemade tortilla that practically requires you to use both hands to hold. Packed with nutrition and breakfast goodness, it makes for a fitting meal for the adventurer on the go
Recover all stamina and 25HP
Consuming this counts as eating 15lbs of fatty food
Use 1lbs/1pint/1 crafting material for each item used
Simple Toast
(Very Rare, Wondrous) Missile Milk and Fitful Flour
Some simple toast smeared with homemade full fat butter
Cast the spell Jim’s Magic Missile at 5th level using their Charisma modifier as their spell casting modifier. They are considered proficient in this casting of the spell
Consuming this counts as eating 2lbs of fatty food
Use 1lbs/1pint/1 crafting material for each item used
Hashed Browns
(Uncommon, Wondrous) Uses Opportunity Oil and Potbelly Potato
A lot of fried potato. Something meant to help a large group of people get through the day, or week, with limited supplies
This item can be consumed in up to 50 parts, each piece counting as one pound of fatty food. Alternatively, any number of parts can be eaten at once, each one counting as a full pound of fatty food. Use 1lbs/1pint/1 crafting material for each item used
Wellfairing Waffles (Very Rare, Wondrous) Uses Fitful Flour, Missile Milk, Honorable Honey, Rash Raspberry, Excellent Eggs, and Burgeoning Blueberry
When a hostile creature enters within 30ft of you, you may shout out that you are challenging them to a duel, whether they listen to you or not, you have advantage on melee attacks made with a melee weapons against that target. For all other targets, you have disadvantage to hit unless an ally is within 15ft of both you and the target. This effect lasts for 1 minute
Consuming this counts as eating 8lbs of fatty food
Use 1lbs/1pint/1 crafting material for each item used
Memetic Toast
(Very Rare, Wondrous) Uses Fitful Flour and Missile Milk
A piece of slightly burnt toast with overly melted butter. Or perhaps too much butter? It helps to be forgetful when making this meal
When consumed, a creature forgets the last 5 minutes. This additionally causes them to lose any mental effects imposed on them within the last 5 minutes as they forget their fears or commands.
Consuming this counts as eating 2lbs of fatty food
Use 1lbs/1pint/1 crafting material for each item used
Cognitohazard Breakfast
(Very Rare, Wondrous) Uses Excellent Eggs, Fitful Flour, Potbelly Potato, Opportunity Oil, Super Spinach, Cheery Cheese, and Octagonal Orange
Breakfast(?) that has been prepared by someone that can never benefit from it. It is… food(?) that loses its quality and taste if the person eating it can determine what it is. Once they’ve figured one of them out, they’ve figured all of them out.
If the creature doesn’t know what they’re eating, they gain some random beneficial effect. This effect is decided by a random benign deity that grants a temporary boon onto them while they contemplate their meal.
Consuming this counts as 1-100lbs of fatty food.
Use 1lbs/1pint/1 crafting material for each item used
Blueberry Muffin
(Common, Wondrous) Use Burgeoning Berry and Excellent Eggs
Simple and delicious muffins made using eggs in the batter, sprinkled with blueberries. Baked with the utmost care and an item made to make sure that whoever ate it was feeling full.
A creature that consumes a Blueberry Muffin inflates by 200lbs
Use 1lbs/1pint/1 crafting material for each item used
Meaty Sandwich
(Very Rare, Wondrous) Uses Daring Duck, Perfected Pork, Brutal Beef, Chivalrous Chicken, Opulent Onion, graceful Garlic, and Wistful Wine
A sandwich chock full of meat. Using practically half a loaf of bread to contain the meaty meal of four different meats prepared a variety of ways, it makes for an explosion of flavor for anyone that has a bite. And, do make it better, a sauce made out of the remains of the meat juice and wine, giving it a slightly tart flavor to the entire dish.
When a creature consumes this meal, they gain advantage on Dexterity, Wisdom, and Strength saves for one minute. Additionally, their bulk thresholds temporarily double for 1 minute
Consuming this counts as 30lbs of food
Use 1lbs/1pint/1 crafting material for each item used
Vegetarian Sandwich
(Rare, Wondrous) Uses Crispy Lettuce, Opulent Onion, Tasty Tomato, Super Spinach, Aspiring Asparagus, and Muster Mustard
A much lighter meal, one filled with greens and fresh vegetables, all with a bit of mustard to help give it some kick.
When a creature consumes this meal, for the next minute, if you do not already have an unarmed strike that does more than 1 damage, you gain an unarmed strike that deals 1d4 fire damage which you are proficient in. If you already have an unarmed strike that does more than 1 damage, you instead deal an extra 1d4 fire damage. Additionally, at the end of each of your turns, for all of the fire damage dealt by this effect, you gain THP.
Consuming this counts as 5lbs of normal food
Use 1lbs/1pint/1 crafting material for each item used
Sandwich Maximum
(Legendary, Wondrous) Uses Perfected Pork, Excellent Egg, Crispy Lettuce, Opulent Onion, Wistful Wine, Opportunity Oil, Tasty Tomato, Super Spinach, Muster Mustard, Cheery Cheese, Fitful Flour, Turbulent Truffle
A full on sub sandwich. Made with homemade bread and toppings layered on in a pattern to allow each piece to perform its part without overshadowing the others. Sauces made and reduced from hollandaise to sweet wine reduction. Layered with sauce, spinach, cheese, truffle, another layer of sauce, ham, tomato, onion, and another layer of lettuce. It’s truly everything that a person could want on a sandwich, and, perhaps, dependant on the chef, more using those ingredients as their base
When a creature consumes this meal, their HP is fully restored. Additionally, they gain a +2 bonus to AC, Attack Bonus, and Damage made with weapon attacks. Finally, they recover 3 stamina.
Consuming this counts as 30lbs of fattening food
Use 1lbs/1pint/1 crafting material for each item used
Simple Sushi
(Uncommon, Wondrous) Uses Radical Rice and Generous Ginger
A totally tubular form of Radical rice in the most literal of senses. Having run out of steam, the radical rice now imposes its explosive power on those that eat it, but with a bit of ginger set atop each piece allows for that power to be properly redirected outwards.
The consumer to explode in a fiery 10ft explosion as the raw radicalness of the rice cannot be contained. Each creature must make a DC 16 dexterity saving throw or take 3d6 fire damage, or half as much on a successful save.
Consuming this counts as 5lbs of fatty food
Use 1lbs/1pint/1 crafting material for each item used
Diggity Dog
(Rare, Wondrous) Uses Perfect Pork/Brutal Beef/Chivalrous Chicken/Daring Duck, Fitful Flour, Excellent Eggs, Missile Milk, and Muster Mustard
A ground up chunk of a type of meat made into a sausage and some homemade bread with a thin bit of mustard over it. It’s entirely terrible for you, but at the same time entirely delicious.
When a creature consumes this meal, they put on a large amount of weight. If Chicken was used to make this item, they gain 200lbs. If Beef was used, they gain 400lbs. If Duck was used, they gain 600lbs. If Pork was used they gain 800lbs. Regardless of what type they consumed, they also recover 30HP.
Consuming this counts as 20/40/60/80lbs of fatty food
Use 1lbs/1pint/1 crafting material for each item used
Meaty Pizza
(Very Rare, Wondrous) Uses Tasty Tomato, Cheery Cheese, Fitful Flour, Excellent Eggs, Missile Milk, opportunity Oil, Perfected Pork, Brutal Beef, Chivalrous Chicken, Original Oregano
A pizza pie that leaves its partygoers raring for battle. On top of its normal toppings, it’s layered with a multitude of meat. A heavy cacophony of flavor that would make any carnivorous being happy with what they were served.
When a creature consumes this, they and their allies within 40ft heal 35HP, and additionally increase their attack bonus and damage with weapons by 2 until the start of the consumer’s next turn.
Consuming this counts as 50lbs of fatty food for all creatures that benefited from its effects.
Use 1lbs/1pint/1 crafting material for each item used
Pizza
(Very Rare, Wondrous) Uses Tasty Tomato, Cheery Cheese, Fitful Flour, Excellent Eggs, Missile Milk, Opportunity Oil, Original Oregano
A pizza pie that allows everyone in the party to benefit from it. Simple in taste, yet difficult to make, and makes everyone happy to devour the cheesy and saucy bread. Something that is served to high end customers in seedier places that still want to put on a show.
When a creature consumes this, they and their allies within 30ft heal 35HP.
Consuming this counts as 30lbs of fatty food for all creatures that benefited from its effects.
Use 1lbs/1pint/1 crafting material for each item used
Veggie Pizza
(Very Rare, Wondrous) Uses Tasty Tomato, Cheery Cheese, Fitful Flour, Excellent Eggs, Missile Milk, Opportunity Oil, Original Oregano, Crispy Lettuce, Tasty Tomato, Super Spinach
A pizza pie that is slightly refreshing and has all of the tastiness of a normal pizza. Like a cooked garden in your mouth, slathered in cheese giving it a satisfying texture. From the homemade sauce to the expertly placed spinach that leaves each slice feeling well balanced.
When a creature consumes this, they and their allies within 60ft heal 60HP
Consuming this counts as 40lbs of normal foodfor all creatures that benefited from its effects.
Use 1lbs/1pint/1 crafting material for each item used
Fried Chicken
(Very Rare, Wondrous) Uses Chivalrous Chicken, Original Oregano, Opportunity Oil, Fitful Flour, Excellent Eggs
A large amount of chicken that’s been thoroughly seasoned and subsequently deep fried. It’s delicious, fatty, and everything that a person could want for a lunch or dinner despite essentially being nothing but fatty slabs of fried meat.
When a creature consumes this meal, they instantly go up to their next BT to a maximum of their BT3.
Consuming this counts as 60lbs of fatty food
Use 1lbs/1pint/1 crafting material for each item used
Fried Duck
(Legendary, Wondrous) Daring Duck, Wistful Wine, Original Oregano, Opportunity Oil, Fitful Flour, Excellent Eggs, Dragon Fruit
Similar to Fried chicken, but somehow fattier that comes with the addition of some decorative sauce. The fattiest parts of a duck deep fried and placed in a circular pattern around a plate, a small bowl of a ranch sauce tinted red.
When a creature willingly consumes this meal, roll 1d6 and gain 1 BT proportional to the number rolled. If a 6 is rolled, they are rendered at twice their helpless threshold.
Consuming this counts as 120lbs of fatty food
Use 1lbs/1pint/1 crafting material for each item used
Chicken Fettuccine
(Very Rare, Wondrous) Uses Petrified pasta, Cheerful Cheese, Chivalrous Chicken, Missile Milk, and Graceful Garlic
One of the few dishes that someone has managed to use petrified pasta for. Surprisingly incredibly buttery smooth for the ingredients, baffling many wizardous cooks. Beside this, this is a buttery and delicious meal that the chicken is greatly benefitted by as its allowed to absorb the butteriness and moistness of the pasta and remain as such for… well the maximum duration has not been found yet.
When a creature consumes this, they recover either 3 random spell slots from the spell slots they have available, or 3 random short rest abilities. Roll 1d(number of short rest abilities/spell slot levels you have access to)
Consuming this counts as 70lbs of fatty food
Use 1lbs/1pint/1 crafting material for each item used
Burgeoning Burger
(Rare, Wondrous) Uses Brutal Beef, Crispy Lettuce, Opulent Onion, Cheery Cheese, Tasty Tomato, Super Spinach, Muster Mustard, Excellent Eggs.
A burger stuffed to the brim with a variety of vegetables and sauces, all with a fried egg delicately set atop a patty.
For the next minute, the consumer has advantage on strength related checks and saves. Additionally, they deal an additional three damage with melee weapons and gain an additional two AC. Finally, they recover 20HP.
Consuming this counts as 60lbs of fatty food.
Use 1lbs/1pint/1 crafting material for each item used
Chicken Burger
(Uncommon, Wondrous) Uses Chivalrous Chicken, Crispy Lettuce, Muster Mustard, Excellent Eggs
Similar to its beefy counterpart, this burger is topped with a variety of vegetables and a fried egg. While not as magically potent, it’s still a delicious meal and good for those trying to diet at least a little while chowing down on magical meals.
The consumer recovers 3 stamina.
Consuming this counts as 15lbs of food
Use 1lbs/1pint/1 crafting material for each item used
Succulent Sushi
(Legendary, Wondrous) Uses Continental Catfish, Radical Rice, Generous Ginger, and Capricious Caviar
Sushi with fish fresh from the depths of the ocean, delicately topped with roe that burst in your mouth when chewed. Retaining the taste of fresh fish, the rice compliments the fatty catfish, allowing for its flavor to spread out evenly, the small fish eggs allowing the meal to follow a certain path down to a person’s stomach. And, to top it all off, a bit of ginger to leave the meal feeling light despite the weight of the fish and the saltiness of the roe.
The creature that consumes this has their normal movement replaced with a teleport which they can use to move up to 30ft twice per turn when you are able to take the move action. Wherever you appear, each creature within 15ft of you takes 4d10 thunder damage as you appear, landing upon the ground and shaking the very earth. This effect lasts for one minute. Upon initial consumption, recover 30HP
Consuming this counts as 100lbs of fatty food
Use 1lbs/1pint/1 crafting material for each item used
Primo Steak
(Very Rare, Wondrous) Uses Brutal Beef, Wistful Wine, Aspiring Asparagus, Original Oregano, Sylph Salt, and Graceful Garlic
An almost rare steak with a side of asparagus, all slathered in a meat sauce reduction. The steak having been allowed to marinate for at least 3 days, absorbing the magic and flavor provided by the other ingredients, only to be taken out and put onto a grill with its fluids being caught by a sauce pan below to be later mixed with wine. Typically served on a warm plate, or for the on the go adventurer, a delicately sealed cloth bundle, this meaty meal lets the consumer taste one of the best steaks they ever will.
The creature that consumes this meal gains resistance to undead creatures. Additionally, all attacks made against enemies with the name ‘Vampire’ in their name or title are critical hits. This effect lasts for one minute
Consuming this counts as 60lbs of fatty food
Use 1lbs/1pint/1 crafting material for each item used
Gravy
(Very Rare, Wondrous) Uses Brutal Beef, Missile Milk, and Fitful Flour
While the beef may be wasted on a more normal meal, what is gained from its juices is almost immeasurable. Able to make a proper gravy with an excess amount of butter and milk with a small bit of flour to thicken it up. Poured over another meat dish, and it makes it all the better.
When poured over a dish that contains meat (Chicken/Beef/Pork/Duck), double its duration.
A dish that has this added doubles the amount in food consumed.
Supreme Pizza
(Legendary, Wondrous) Uses Tasty Tomato, Cheery Cheese, Fitful Flour, Excellent Eggs, Missile Milk, Opportunity Oil, Original Oregano, Turbulent Truffles, Perfected Pork, Super Spinach, Crispy Lettuce, Opulent Onion, Chili Chili
A massive pizza loaded with all the toppings from both Veggie and Meaty pizzas and then some. Made to provide a truly filling meal and allow an utter cacophony of flavors to play out on the tongue. Due to its high quality, it doesn’t even taste greasy as each bite is an explosion of flavor in your mouth. It’s said to have been served to a royal conference once, and upon the first bites, the chef and cooks were immediately given a noble title for their deed.
When a creature consumes this, them an their allies within 60ft heal for 50HP. Additionally, the creature and their allies in this range gain a +3 bonus to their AC and to any damage that they deal for 2 rounds after this meal was eaten.
Consuming this counts as 40lbs of fatty food for all creatures that benefited from its effects
Use 1lbs/1pint/1 crafting material for each item used
Ultimate Pizza
(Legendary, Wondrous)
Uses Tasty Tomato, Cheery Cheese, Fitful Flour, Excellent Eggs, Missile Milk, Opportunity Oil, Original Oregano, Turbulent Truffles, Capricious Caviar, Sylph Salt, Perfected Pork, Daring Duck, Opulent Onion, Graceful Garlic
The Final Pizza. Loaded with only the most expensive of toppings made to mesh with the red and white sauce, cheese evenly spread across and each inch of the pizza hand crafted to be considered a piece of art. Using the highest quality ingredients, a massive pizza is created. It is said that the top chefs of each nation are sent once a decade to make an attempt at this masterpiece, the completion of the dish determining whether they have the experience and skill to be considered the best in their nation, or so rumor has it.
When a creature consumes this meal, they are immediately filled with overwhelming magic that must be expelled immediately. They instantly cast Mass Heal, additionally, all allies within 60ft fully recover their stamina
Consuming this counts as 150lbs of fatty food for all creatures that benefited from its effects.
Use 1lbs/1pint/1 crafting material for each item used
Hamburg Steak
(Very Rare, Wondrous) Uses Brutal Beef, Cheerful Cheese, Missile Milk, Aspiring Asparagus, Graceful Garlic
A Skolosian variant on the normal hamburger. One that utilizes cheese on the inside of the beef while treating the meal as if it was a steak. Commonly accompanied with asparagus with roasted finely chopped garlic across it, this meal makes for a dinner anyone could be happy with. A creature that consumes this meal gains advantage on strength saving throws for the next minute, and if they have spell casting with second level spell slots, they recover 1 second level spell slot if they were missing any.
Consuming this meal counts as 20lbs of fatty food
Use 1lbs/1pint/1 crafting material for each item used
Cooked Fish
(Legendary, Wondrous) Uses Continental Catfish and Sylph Salt
A simple cooked fish with salt. Nothin much special about it other than the ingredients used to cook it over the fire and how much weight it can put on a person with its continental proportions
A creature that consumes this meal gains 1 ton (2000lbs) and gains a level of exhaustion.
Use 1lbs/1pint/1 crafting material for each item used
Catfish Nigiri
(Very Rare, Wondrous) Uses Continental Catfish and Radical Rice
Similar to Succulent Sushi, this is a large layer of fatty Continental Catfish over a small bed of Radical rice. Where as the radical rice tries to explode outwards, the catfish keeps it well dampered.. At least until its eaten where they dance together in a fishy delight.
A creature that consumes this meal gains the ability to cause rings of fire to explode out from their enemies. When they deal fire damage, cause a ring of fire to explode out from the creature that took the fire damage in a 10ft radius. Each creature hostile to the original consumer within range must make a DC 16 dexterity saving throw or take 3d6 fire damage. Creatures hit by this fire damage do not cause another ring of fire to explode outwards if they have already caused a ring of fire to explode outwards this turn.
Consuming this counts as 40lbs of fatty food
Use 1lbs/1pint/1 crafting material for each item used
Legendary Delight
(Legendary, Wondrous) Uses all legendary cooking items.
Additional requirement: Item made must be described in full and considered to be a Tasty dish dependant on a panel of judges. There is always enough to make 4 servings. One for each judge. One for the creator. Only by passing all three will it be blessed as its moniker.
A creature that consumes this meal gains the benefits of a long rest instantly. They gain a +2 bonus to their proficiency and AC for 1 hour and an additional 20ft of movement for the next minute.
Consuming this counts as 80lbs of fatty food
Use 1lbs/1pint/1 crafting material for each item used
Grape Jam
(Uncommon, Wondrous) Uses Great Grapes x 3
A simple Grape Jam. Quite tasty
Gain advantage on the next Strength, Constitution, and Dexterity saving throw you make within an hour, or the next Intelligence, Wisdom, and Charisma saving throw you make within an hour.
Consuming this counts as 5lbs of fatty food
Can be spread on Simple Toast
Use 1lbs/1pint/1 crafting material for each item used
Strawberry Jam
(Common, Wondrous) Uses Strapped Strawberries x 3
A Strawberry Jam. Tasty, refreshing, and actually quite sweet.
Deal an additional 3 damage when making an unarmed or weapon attack. For the next minute, you have disadvantage on wisdom saving throws and checks.
Consuming this counts as 10lbs of fatty food
Can be spread on Simple Toast
Use 1lbs/1pint/1 crafting material for each item used
Peach Jam
(Legendary, Wondrous) Uses Lunar Peach x 3
A Peach Jam. Almost heavenly. Brimming with radiance and can even make a person feel like they’re on the moon.
Consuming this causes a creature to lose all exhaustion
Consuming this counts as 20lbs of fatty food
Can be spread on Simple Toast
Use 1lbs/1pint/1 crafting material for each item used
Dessert Taco
(Legendary, Wondrous) Uses Missile Milk, Sylph Salt, Sweetened Sugar, Strapped Strawberry, and Rash Rasberry
A taco, but made into a dessert item! Instead of meats and vegetables, it’s icecream and sprinkles with a waffle cone in the shape of a normal taco. A fun and delicious treat said to be used at the parties of wealthy nobles that are still down to earth to enjoy such frivolities.
When a creature consumes this, they become immune to fire damage for 1 hour and deal an additional 3 cold damage when making a melee attack. However, they also gain 50lbs of excess bulk as the treat goes straight to their body
Consuming this counts as 30lbs of faty food
Use 1lbs/1pint/1 crafting material for each item used
Milf Shake
(Legendary, Wondrous) Uses Missile Milk, Sylph Salt, and Sweetened Sugar
As the name suggests, instantly turns your body shape into that of a Milf’s! Or at least, it helps turn it to one as this dense milky treat instantly fills up whatever it can find with copious amounts of milk in the chest of whoever decides to drink it.
When a creature consumes this, they immediately start lactating, and fill up to their Maximum Lactation Capacity with milk. For the next 10 minutes, they can heal creatures with their milk, healing them for 1 HP per pint consumed. At the end of the duration they can choose to lose the lactation effect. If a creature cannot lactate, they instead begin to have jars of milk spontaneously apparate around them for the duration with similar effects as if they had begun lactating.
Consuming this counts as 20lbs of fatty food and 20lbs of Inflation
Use 1lbs/1pint/1 crafting material for each item used
Start lactating. Start at max cap. For 10 min you can heal with milk.
Fruit Cake
(Legendary, Wondrous) Uses Strapped Strawberry, Burgeoning Blueberry, Lunar Peach, Octagonal Orange, Demonic Dragonfruit, Rash Raspberry, Great Grape, Fitful Flour, Missile Milk, Excellent Eggs, Sweetened Sugar
A Fruit Cake, but unlike the more holiday variants, this one takes advantage of whipped cream and light and fluffy cake to act as a base for their fruity flavors.
When a creature consumes this, they gain a +2 bonus to all ability scores for 1 hour. Up to 5 creatures can partake in a single cake as slices are cut out, although each creature can only benefit from the cake once. Once a slice is eaten, the cake lasts for 24 hours more before the food begins to lose its magic as the circular binding of the cake loses its potency and the rest of the magic leaks away
Consuming a slice counts as 50lbs of fatty food.
Use 1lbs/1pint/1 crafting material for each item used
Refreshing Salad
(Common, Wondrous) Uses Crisp Lettuce and Tasty Tomato
A simple and refreshing Salad meant to pick a person back up. Full of calories, all of which your body can use super easily.
A creature that eats this recovers 3 stamina
Consuming this counts as 1lbs of slimming food
Use 1lbs/1pint/1 crafting material for each item used
Fruit Salad
(Uncommon, Wondrous) Uses Great Grapes, Rash Raspberry, Strapped Strawberry, and Burgeoning Blueberry
A fruity taste on a normal salad that uses a smattering of fruit for the meal instead of a vegetable and fruit. Extra sweet and just as good for you while allowing for a variety of flavors on your tongue
When a creature consumes this meal, they gain advantage on strength saves and a +1 bonus to damage for 1 minute
Consuming this counts as 2lbs of slimming food
Use 1lbs/1pint/1 crafting material for each item used
Onion Straws
(Rare, Wondrous) Uses Opulent Onion, Fitful Flour, Opportunity Oil and Excellent Eggs
A tasty snack that makes it hard to stop eating once started. And with a large pile of these crumbly and greasy fried onion bits, it makes it hard to focus on anything else, quite commonly leaving people feel like they just ate a bunch of greasy food after finishing the pile of them.
When a creature consumes this meal, they must make a DC 18 Wisdom saving throw or be charmed into spending the next two rounds eating away at a seemingly endless pile of delicious onion straws as their action. At the end of those two rounds, they are left feeling sluggish. They gain a 5ft movement penalty and have disadvantage on attacks made with melee weapons as they struggle to properly handle their weapon.
Consuming this counts as Two eating checks pounds of fatty food.
Use 1lbs/1pint/1 crafting material for each item used
Eggrolls
(Uncommon, Wondrous) Uses excellent Eggs, Crispy Lettuce, Opportunity Oil, and Chivalrous Chicken
A small fried dish. A crunchy fried shell filled with vegetables and a small bit of shredded meat. It’s a greasy dish that leaves a person feeling like they got a normal, potentially healthy meal, that was fried in copious amounts of oil
When a creature consumes this meal they recover 6 stamina (up to their maximum). However, they also gain a movement speed penalty of 15 ft at the start of their next turn, and when making the attack action, they are only able to make one attack. If casting a spell, they can only cast a spell that has the casting time of 1 bonus action. This effect ends at the end of their turn
Consuming this counts at 20lbs of fatty food
Use 1lbs/1pint/1 crafting material for each item used
Chili Fries
(Uncommon, Wondrous) Uses Potbelly Potato, Bouncing Bean, Cheery Cheese, and Opportunity Oil
Said to be a favorite within a certain race of rodents. This delightful item is deep fried strips of potato that have been slathered in cheese and a meaty bean sauce that lets it just taste good instead of leaving a bad feeling afterwards. Could practically be a meal in it of itself
When a creature consumes this, they instantly gain 60lbs
Consuming this counts as 300lbs of fatty food. Takes 3 rounds to fully consume all 300lbs
Use 1lbs/1pint/1 crafting material for each item used
Cheese Sticks
(Rare, Wondrous) Uses Cheery Cheese, Fitful Flour, Opportunity Oil, and Excellent Eggs
Deep Fried Cheese. Need more be said?
When a creature consumes this, they become more flexible gaining advantage on dexterity checks and saves for the next minute, however, their AC decreases by 2 during this time.
Consuming this counts as 70lbs of food
Use 1lbs/1pint/1 crafting material for each item used
Meat Platter
(Very Rare, Wondrous) Uses Chivalrous Chicken, Brutal Beef, Perfected Pork, Daring Duck, and Sylvan Salt
A mountainous platter of meat with a small drizzle of delicious salt. The salted meats set on top of eachother in a massive pile. Chicken, Beef, Pork, and Duck, from bottom to top, small bite sized chunks that can be pulled out and eaten at the leisure of a large party.
When a creature consumes this meal, they gain a +1 to their proficiency bonus, Advantage on Dexterity and Strength Saves, And immunity to the frightened condition for 1 minute. At the end of one minute, the creature gains 2 levels of exhaustion
Consuming this counts as 80lbs of food
Use 1lbs/1pint/1 crafting material for each item used
Strawberry Lemonade
(Rare, Wondrous) Uses Strapped Strawberries and Lucky Lemon
A lemon squeezed for its juice, mixed with a copious amount of sugar and, for added flavor, a juiced strawberry mixed in to help with both the sweetness and ass a unique flavor.
When a creature consumes this drink, they gain a +1 to their Strength score and advantage on Strength ability checks for 1 minute. They have disadvantage on Wisdom saves for the duration.
Consuming this inflates 15lbs of liquid pressure.
Use 1lbs/1pint/1 crafting material for each item used
Sweet Peach Lemonade
(Legendary, Wondrous) Uses Lunar Peach, Lucky Lemon, Sweetened Sugar, and Honorable Honey
Just like Grandmother used to make it. Or at the very least, how the old hags used to concoct a sweet smelling brew to lure in those with weak minds. This delicious drink can restore the body and even supercharge it for a short period of time.
When a creature consumes this drink, they restore 4d6 + 20HP, gain advantage on ability checks, and on attacks when made against a single target. Additionally, they are put under the effects of a haste spell for 1 minute, suffering the drawbacks of haste at the end of that minute.
Consuming this inflates 20lbs of liquid pressure
Use 1lbs/1pint/1 crafting material for each item used
Apple Juice
(Very Rare, Wondrous) Uses Sweetened Sugar
Pressed apples that have been mixed with incredibly potent sugar. An incredibly strong pick me up, but at the same time doesn’t really do much for the body outside as act as a sugary apple rush
When a creature consumes this drink, they gain 30THP. They also gain the effects of Haste for one minute as they enter a sugar frenzy, only to crash hard at the end of that duration and be unable to perform actions or move for one round, as well as suffer from 2 levels of exhaustion.
Consuming this inflates 25lbs of liquid pressure
Use 1lbs/1pint/1 crafting material for each item used
Grape Juice
(Very Rare, Wondrous) Uses Great Grapes and Sweetened Sugar
A twist on the types of juice there are. Instead of being fermented as one would do for wine, a juice is readily made which subsequently has excessive amounts of sugar put into it. It’s sweet and delicious, and tastes almost nothing like a grape would when it’s done, but it’s better than calling it liquid purple as its flavor far exceeds that.
When a creature consumes this drink, for the next minute while in combat, the first 2 saving throws they make per round are made with advantage. Otherwise, this drink has no effect.
Consuming this inflates 15lbs of liquid Pressure
Use 1lbs/1pint/1 crafting material for each item used
Dragon Fruit Tea
(Legendary, Wondrous) Uses Demonic Dragonfruit and Sweetened Sugar.
A very interesting tea. Using dragonfruit and sugar to act as flavoring for it, it amazingly comes out as a play of both bitter and sweet that allows the dragonfruit to work some magic.
When a creature consumes this drink, they gain the patience and skill to avoid attacks. For the next minute they gain the Uncanny Dodge ability.
Consuming this inflates 30lbs of liquid Pressure
Use 1lbs/1pint/1 crafting material for each item used
Class Content
Bard
College of Decadence
By Team Adipea
Culinary Training
The College of Decadence not only teaches song and entertainment to best accompany feasting, but also has its students practice culinary arts. When you join the College of Decadence at 3rd level, you gain proficiency with Brewer’s Supplies, Cook’s utensils, and the Eating skill.
Inspired Hunger
At 3rd level, you are a master of the feast whose words and art may inspire gluttony and satedness as desired. Those upon whom you use an inspiration die may at their expend it to expand their stomach capacity by the result of the inspiration die. Additionally, the result of the die is added to the target’s next Eating check. You may expend a use of your bardic inspiration to grant this benefit to yourself.
Alternatively, when a creature you can see within 60 feet of you is targeted by a spell or effect that forces them to make a saving throw against being forcefed or by an attack that would deal stuffing damage on a hit, you can use your reaction to expend a use of Bardic Inspiration and roll your bardic inspiration die, subtracting the result from the target’s save or adding the result to the attack roll.
Encourage Digestion
At 6th level, your performances speak not only to the minds of your audience, but also quite literally to their stomachs. As a reaction, you may cast Abyssal Stomach without expending a spell slot. Your taget must be able to hear you. You may also use this ability to cast Hypnotic Hunger without expending a spell slot. You have two uses of this ability, and you regain all expended uses of it when you finish a short or long rest.
Song of Mobility
At 14th level, immobility remains a distant fear to those in your company. Once per long rest, you may spend an hour performing for a group of creatures. For twenty-four hours or until their next long rest, a number of your audience equal to your Charisma modifier (minimum 1) may double their bulk limit.
Druid
Circle of the Harvest
by Storymaker (revisions by echo_tine)
Some druids would rather share nature’s bounty with as many as they can. They help nature grow strong and numerous plants, which they then use to craft delicious delicacies to help show what bounty the earth can bring. And when others still refuse to respect the power of nature, they bring to bear the danger that gluttony and misuse can bring. This is the Circle of the Harvest; the satisfaction of plenty for their allies, and the terrible penalty of overindulgence for their enemies.
Harvest Spells
Starting at 2nd level, you can summon fruiting plants to aid you, feeding your foes and hampering their movement. You learn the Flail of Fruit cantrip.
When you reach certain levels in this class, you gain access to the spells listed for that level in the Circle of Harvest Spells table. Once you gain access to one of these spells, you always have it prepared, and it doesn’t count against the number of spells you can prepare each day. If you gain access to a spell that doesn’t appear on the druid spell list, the spell is nonetheless a druid spell for you.
Circle of Harvest Spells
| Druid Level | Spells |
|---|---|
| 3rd | Emburden, Locate Animals or Plants |
| 5th | Hypnotic Hunger, Overabundance |
| 7th | Alluring Feast, Nature’s Bounty |
| 9th | Blueberrify, Wrath of Nature |
Harvestbringer
At 2nd level, you gain the ability to enhance the generation of food around you. As an action, you can expend a use of your Wild Shape feature to gain 5 temporary hit points for each level you have in this class. While this feature is active, you gain the following benefits.
- When you deal feeding damage to a creature, you may use your reaction to cause it to take additional feeding damage equal to your Wisdom modifier.
- When a creature eats food or regains hit points from one of your spells you cast of 1st level or higher, you may use your reaction to cause that creature to regain hit points equal to your Wisdom modifier. Only the first creature who consumes food from a given casting of a spell regains these hit points, and only one time.
- When a creature regains hit points as a result of being targeted by a spell you cast, you can cause that creature to also gain diet points or pounds of food in its stomach equal to number the hit points it regains.
- You add your Wisdom modifier to the damage you deal with the Flail of Fruit cantrip.
These benefits last for 10 minutes, until you lose all these temporary hit points, or until you use your Wild Shape again.
Harvest Hand
At 2nd level you gain proficiency with Cook’s Utensils, and whenever you make a Wisdom (Survival) roll to forage for food, you add your levels in druid to the number of pounds of food you find.
Additionally, over the course of 1 minute, you can touch a number of pounds of non-meat food equal to your Druid level and affect them as if by the spell Fattening Food, without requiring your concentration and with a duration of 24 hours.
Plant Transmutation
At 6th level, you can use your touch to immediately turn a nonmagical plant into food, and vice versa. As an Action, you can perform one of the following abilities.
- Plant to Food. You can turn one nonmagical plant you touch into an amount of food equivalent to its weight, by turning a tree into chocolate or a bush into a stack of apples, for instance. The number of pounds you can transmute with one use of this feature is equal to twice your druid level.
- Form Food and Plants. You may cast the spell fabricate without expending a spell slot. When you cast it this way, the spell is altered for you in the following ways:
- The raw materials you choose must be plant-based and can include non-meat food of any composition.
- The object you fabricate may be a construction not typically associated with the materials you use, but its longevity will suffer for it, and the materials you use will revert to their original form after 1 hour.
You can use this feature a number of times equal to your Wisdom modifier between Long rests.
Shape of the Harvest
At 10th level, when expend your Wild Shape to gain the benefits of your Harvestbringer feature, you take on the appearance of a spirit of nature’s bounty, and you gain the following benefits while you have the temporary HP from your Harvestbringer feature:
- When you cast a spell on the Circle of Harvest Spells table, you may do so without expending a spell slot. Spells cast this way can still be empowered with your Harvestbringer feature. After you cast a spell this way, you cannot cast that spell again without expending a spell slot until you use your Wild Shape again, and you cannot cast it more than twice this way before the end of your next long rest.
- You have advantage on saving throws against spells and other magical effects.
- You can communicate with beasts and plants as if you shared a language.
- Once on your turn, you can use 10 feet of your movement to step magically into one living tree within your reach and emerge from a second living tree within 60 feet of the first tree, appearing in an unoccupied space within 5 feet of the second tree. Both trees must be at least one size larger than you.
- You gain darkvision out to 60 feet.
- Your AC can’t be less than 16, regardless of what kind of armor you are wearing.
Harvest’s Wrath
At 14th level, you can call down the wrath of the harvest upon a target, forcing them to feel the penalty of their overindulgence. As an Action, you can force a target you can touch to make a Constitution save against your Spell DC. On a failure, the target takes 1d6 feeding damage for each of your levels in this class, and after taking this damage, the target becomes vulnerable to feeding damage for 1 minute if it was not immune to feeding damage already. Once you have used this ability, you must finish a Long rest before you can do so again.
Fighter
Archetype: Food Fighter
By echo_tine
A highly unorthodox but dangerous sort of fighter, food fighters are born from equal parts desire and necessity; that their weapon of choice is both delicious and easy to find when a bar fight goes bad or a banquet becomes bloody makes them surprisingly versatile, even before considering the magical effects they cook into their attacks. Cook, eat, feed, repeat; this is the life and style of a food fighter.
Food Fight Phenom
At 3rd level, you learn how to use whatever food you can find in the dining room as a weapon. When you use the stuffing attack, you may treat the damage you deal with it as 1d6 + your Strength modifier in stuffing damage, and if you take the Attack action on your turn, you may use your bonus action to make a stuffing attack. Whenever you make a stuffing attack, you can throw the food as if it were a weapon with the Thrown (range 20/60) property.
In addition, you gain proficiency with Cook’s Utensils, and you treat mundane food as being one-tenth its weight for the purposes of carrying it on your person.
Secret Ingredient
Starting at 3rd level, you learn to infuse the food you throw with no small amount of magic. When you gain this feature, you learn two Secret Ingredients of your choice (see “Secret Ingredient” options below).
Once per turn when you make a melee stuffing attack, you can apply one of your Secret Ingredient options to that food. You decide to use the option when the attack hits, unless the option doesn’t involve an attack roll. You have two uses of this ability, and you regain all expended uses of it when you finish a short or long rest.
You gain an additional Secret Ingredient option of your choice when you reach certain levels in this class: 7th, 10th, 15th, and 18th level. Each option also improves when you become an 18th level fighter.
Feeder’s Frenzy
At 7th level, your ability to cram food into a creature’s gullet–whether it’s yours or not–is enhanced. The damage die of your stuffing attack attack is increased to a d8. Additionally, you add your Strength modifier to your eating rates.
Open Wide, Wide Open
At 7th level, your precision when throwing food is unbeatable. Attacking at long range using your stuffing attack doesn’t impose disadvantage. Additionally, you can use a Secret Ingredient option on your ranged stuffing attack if the target is within short range.
Larger Larders
Beginning when you reach 10th level in this class, the number of Secret Ingredient uses you have increases to three.
Forever Food-Fight
Starting at 15th level, you always have secret ingredients available whenever battle starts. If you roll initiative and have no uses of Secret Ingredient remaining, you regain one use of it.
Secret Ingredient Options
The Secret Ingredient feature lets you choose options for it at certain levels. They are all magical effects.
If an option requires a saving throw, your Secret Ingredient save DC equals 8 + your proficiency bonus + your Intelligence modifier.
Ample Apple. A piece of dried fruit packs more pounds than its appearance suggests. The creature hit by your attack must succeed on a Constitution saving throw or it takes 2d8 fattening damage. On a successful save, it only takes half.
The damage increases to 4d8 when you reach 18th level in this class.
Bloating Bean. An inconspicuous sweet bean induces potent swelling. The creature hit by your attack must succeed on a Constitution saving throw or it takes 2d8 inflating damage. On a successful save, it only takes half.
The damage increases to 4d8 when you reach 18th level in this class.
Charming Chocolate. You slip a piece of sweets into your food to make your target sweet on someone. The creature hit by your attack takes an extra 2d8 psychic damage, and you choose one of your allies within 30 feet of the target. The target must succeed on a Wisdom saving throw, or it is charmed by the chosen ally until the start of your next turn. This effect ends early if the chosen ally attacks the charmed target, deals damage to it, or forces it to make a saving throw.
The psychic damage increases to 4d8 when you reach 18th level in this class.
Dragonfire Spice. You spice your food with impossibly hot pepper. Immediately after the attack hits your target, the target and all creatures in a 25 foot cone originating from the target in a direction of your choice take 2d8 fire damage.
The fire damage increases to 4d8 when you reach 18th level in this class.
Feezing Frosting. Chilly icing saps your target’s strength. The creature hit by the attack takes an extra 2d8 cold damage. The target must also succeed on a Constitution saving throw, or the damage dealt by its weapon attacks is halved until the start of your next turn.
The cold damage increases to 4d8 when you reach 18th level in this class.
Honey Bomb. When the attack strikes its target, honey explodes from the food and covers the target. The creature hit by the attack takes an extra 2d8 stuffing damage, its speed is reduced by 10 feet, and it takes 2d8 slashing damage the first time on each turn it moves 1 foot or more without teleporting as the honey pulls painfully at the target’s skin. The target or any creature that can reach it can use its action to eat the honey and free itself with a successful Constitution (Eating) check against your Secret Ingredient save DC, eating 2 pounds of food with every attempted check. Otherwise, the honey lasts for 1 minute or until you use this option again.
The stuffing damage and slashing damage both increase to 4d8 when you reach 18th level in this class.
Munchie Mushrooms. This secret ingredient makes food so appetizing it doesn’t even need to be swallowed first. When you use this option, you don’t make an attack roll for the attack. Instead, all creatures within 5 feet of you, ignoring cover, must make a Wisdom saving throw. On a failed save, a creature takes damage as if you had hit them with a melee stuffing attack, plus an extra 1d8 stuffing damage. On a successful save, a target takes half as much damage as they resist eating the teleporting food.
The stuffing damage increases to 2d8 when you reach 18th level in this class.
Seeker Salt. You forego the need to feed your target yourself as the salt in your food seeks them for you. When you use this option, you don’t make an attack roll for the attack. Instead, choose one creature you have seen in the past minute. The food flies toward that creature, moving around corners if necessary and ignoring three-quarters cover and half cover. If the target is within 300 feet and there is a path large enough for the food to travel to the target, the target must make a Dexterity saving throw. On a failed save, it takes damage as if it were hit by the food, plus an extra 1d8 force damage, and you learn its location. On a successful save, the target takes half as much damage, and you don’t learn its location.
The force damage increases to 2d8 when you reach 18th level in this class.
Shadow Sugar. Black sugar makes your target’s cravings tunnel-vision on any food in sight, to the exclusion of seeing anything else. The creature hit by the attack takes an extra 2d8 psychic damage, and it must succeed on a Wisdom saving throw or be unable to see anything farther than 5 feet away besides prepared food until the start of your next turn.
The psychic damage increases to 4d8 when you reach 18th level in this class.
Monk
Monk: Way of the Bao
Original Concept from MammaryMaenad, Homebrew by Blank
Through the preparation of delicious morsels, the monks of the Way of the Bao are taught to become as steady and round as a simmering pot. Stoic in the face of adversity and generous with their serving sizes, these individuals are far plumper than other monks. Yet, as those with the largest bellies are also the hardest to knock down, they tend to view plumpness as an invaluable asset in battle, and incorporate it directly into their fighting style. Kindly monks of this tradition might travel far in search of exotic recipes or mouths in need of feeding. However, others might be more selfish, and only concern themselves with finding their next meal.
Hospitable Helpings
When you choose this tradition at 3rd level, you gain proficiency with Cook’s utensils, and add double your proficiency bonus to checks you make with them. Using your Cook’s utensils, you can spend 1 hour preparing an amount equal to your monk level in pounds of mouth-watering dumplings or other foodstuffs. Any food you prepare spoils if uneaten for 8 hours. Creatures who eat 1 pound of food prepared this way regain 1d4 hit points and gain weight equal to your martial arts die. If a creature already has full health, they gain temporary hit points instead.* In addition, you gain a bonus to the Eating skill equal to your proficiency bonus, if already proficient, you add it a second time.
Ki Transfer
Also at 3rd level, when you would use Step of the Wind or Patient Defense, you can instead choose to touch an ally and grant them the benefits of that ki feature until the end of their next turn, you can do this a number of times up to your Wisdom modifier (minimum of once) and regain all uses after a short or long rest. Additionally, when you use this feature, you can choose to roll your martial arts die + your wisdom modifier, and lose a number of BP equal to the total, while the target gains that number of BP.
Iron Stomach
At 6th level, your abdominal fortitude improves your endurance. When you’re subjected to an effect that allows you to make a Constitution saving throw to take only half damage, you instead take no damage if you succeed, and only half if you fail.
Food for Thought
At 11th level, when using your Hospitable Helplings feature you may imbue your cooking with your own inner ki. By spending a ki point, you can create a dumpling that heals an amount equal to your martial arts die + your Wisdom modifier (minimum of 1) + your Constitution modifier (minimum of 1). Any creature who eats a ki enhanced dumpling also gains BP equal to the amount healed. Dumplings made in this way count towards the maximum amount you can make using your Hospitable Helplings feature.
Hungering Palms
At 17th level, you can now choose Flurry of Blows or Stunning Strike as one of the ki features to use with Transfer Ki, as well as this, when you end a turn where you have used a ki feature, until the beginning of your next turn, if a creature attacks you while within 10 feet of you, you can use a reaction to move up to 5 feet toward them and make an unarmed strike, if the attack hits, the creature is knocked prone.
Rules Reminder
Healing can’t restore temporary hit points, and they can’t be added together. If you have temporary hit points and receive more of them, you decide whether to keep the ones you have or to gain the new ones. For example, if a spell grants you 12 temporary hit points when you already have 10, you can have 12 or 10, not 22. If you have 0 hit points, receiving temporary hit points doesn’t restore you to consciousness or stabilize you. They can still absorb damage directed at you while you’re in that state, but only true healing can save you. Unless a feature that grants you temporary hit points has a duration, they last until they’re depleted or you finish a long rest.
Spells
Create Meal Amalgam
*3rd level conjuration
- Classes: Wizard, Artificer
- Casting Time: 1 action
- Range: touch
- Components: V, S, M (a sappy plant stem)
- Duration: instantaneous
This spell creates an undead servant. Choose a pile of uneaten food or scraps from leftovers within range Your spell imbues the target with a foul mimicry of life, raising it as an undead creature. The target becomes a Meal Amalgam (the GM has the creature’s game statistics). On each of your turns, you can use a bonus action to mentally command any creature you made with this spell if the creature is within 60 feet of you (if you control multiple creatures, you can command any or all of them at the same time, issuing the same command to each one). You decide what action the creature will take and where it will move during its next turn, or you can issue a general command, such as to guard a particular chamber or corridor. If you issue no commands, the creature only defends itself against hostile creatures. Once given an order, the creature continues to follow it until its task is complete. The creature is under your control for 24 hours, after which it stops obeying any command you’ve given it. To maintain control of the creature for another 24 hours, you must cast this spell on the creature again before the current 24-hour period ends. This use of the spell reasserts your control over up to four creatures you have animated with this spell, rather than animating a new one. At Higher Levels: When you cast this spell using a spell slot of 4th level or higher, you animate or reassert control over two additional Undead creatures for each slot above 3rd. Each of the creatures must come from a different pile of food.
Greatberry
2nd level transmutation
- Classes: Druid, Ranger
- Casting Time: 1 action
- Range: touch
- Components: V, S, M (the rind or peeling of another fruit)
- Duration: instantaneous
5 small palm sized Hesperidia appear in your hand, each containing 8 slices within their peel, and are infused with magic for the Duration. A creature can use its action to eat a slice. Eating of this fruit restores the caster’s spellcasting modifier in HP, and due to the dense and juice nature of the fruit you gain 25 pounds of excess fat.
The fruit loses its potency if it have not been consumed within 24 hours of the casting of this spell.
Grandberry
3rd level transmutation
- Classes: Druid, Ranger
- Casting Time: 1 action
- Range: touch
- Components: V, S, M (a piece of thick plant vine)
- Duration: instantaneous
A singular large pepo appears in your hand, amounting to 20 equal shares if opened, and is infused with magic for the Duration. A creature can use its action to eat a share. Eating of this fruit restores 2d4+ the caster’s spellcasting modifier in HP, and the fruit is so nourishing you gain 50 pounds of fat.
The fruit loses its potency if it have not been consumed within 24 hours of the casting of this spell.
Enemies
Meal Amalgam
Medium construct, unaligned
- Armor Class 8
- Hit Points 22(3d8 + 9)
- Speed 20ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13 (+1) | 6 (-2) | 16 (+3) | 3 (-4) | 6 (-2) | 5 (-3) |
- Condition Immunities Inflation
- Damage Immunities Stuffing, Inflation
- Senses passive Perception 6
- Languages If summoned understands the language of summoner, otherwise none
- Challenge 1/4 (50 XP)
Feeding Finish. When this creature is brought to 0 hit points it explodes in a 10ft circle doing 1d4 stuffing damage to anyone who fails a Dexterity Save DC 10
Undead Fortitude. If damage reduces the Amalgam to 0 hit points, it must make a Constitution saving throw with a DC of 5+the damage taken, unless the damage is radiant or from a critical hit. On a success, the Amalgam drops to 1 hit point instead.
Actions
Feasting Strike. Melee Weapon Attack: +3 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: (1d6 + 1) Stuffing damage.
Balloonatic
Medium Humanoid, Lawful Evil
- Armor Class
- 16 (Chainmail)
- Hit Points
- 93(11d8 + 44)
- Speed
- 30ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8 (-1) | 19 (+4) | 18 (+4) | 18 (+4) | 16 (+3) | 14 (+2) |
- Saving Throws
- Int +8, Dex +8, Con +8
- Skills
- Acrobatics +8, Religion +8
- Damage Vulnerabilities
- Fattening
- Damage Resistances
- Inflation
- Damage Immunities
- Stuffing
- Senses
- passive Perception 13
- Languages
- Common
- Challenge
- 6 (2300 XP)
Innate Spellcasting The baloonatic’s innate spellcasting ability is Intelligence (spell save DC 16, +8 to hit with spell attacks). It can innately cast the following spells:
- At will: puff, ethereal bellows
- 3/day: bubble field, phantasmal inflation, gale growth
- 2/day: lifting gases, bellowing wind, swelling shield
- 1/day: fwoumpify
Cherry Slush Soldier
Large Elemental, Unaligned
- Armor Class
- 18
- Hit Points
- 137 (11d10 + 77)
- Speed
- 40ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21 (+5) | 17 (+3) | 23 (+6) | 3 (-4) | 8 (-1) | 14 (+2) |
- Saving Throws
- Str +10, Con +12
- Skills
- Athletics +10, Perception +4, Stealth +8
- Damage Vulnerabilities
- Inflation, Stuffing
- Damage Immunities
- Lightning, Fattening
- Senses
- Blindsight 60ft., passive Perception 14
- Languages
- —-
- Challenge
- 9 (5000XP)
Multi-Attack: The Slush Soldier can make 2 Slam attacks
Frosty Filling: Biting it causes it to lose 20HP but also deal 20 Stuffing damage to the one who bit it on top of the damage taken
Frosty Feeling: After dealing 20 Stuffing Damage, the creature must make a Constitution Saving (DC15) throw or be Incapacitated until the start of their next turn as they deal with Brain Freeze
Frozen Aura: Creatures within 5ft of this creature take 5 Cold damage
Innate Spellcasting: The cherry slush soldier is a 13th-level spellcaster. The cherry slush soldier’s spellcasting ability is Charisma (spell save DC 15, +7 to hit with spell attacks). The cherry slush soldier has the following paladin spells prepared:
- 1st level (4 slots): shield of faith, searing smite, wrathful smite
- 2nd level (3 slots): protection from poison, branding smite
- 3rd level (3 slots): dispel magic, crusader’s mantle, blinding smite
- 4th level (1 slots): staggering smite, aura of purity, death ward
Actions
Slush Slam: Melee Weapon Attack: +10 to hit, reach 10 ft., one target. Hit: 27 (5d8 + 7) stuffing damage.
Cherry Canon: Ranged Weapon Attack: +7 to hit, range 80/320 ft., one target. Hit: 25 (5d6 + 5) stuffing damage.
Reactions
Slush Slip: As a reaction, it can move half its total move speed
Gummy Shark
Medium Monstrosity, Unaligned
- Armor Class
- 14
- Hit Points
- 76 (9d8 + 36)
- Speed
- 0ft.; Swim 60ft
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17 (+3) | 12 (+1) | 18 (+4) | 3 (-4) | 12 (+1) | 14 (+2) |
- Saving Throws
- Str +6
- Senses
- Blindsense 60ft., passive Perception 11
- Languages
- —-
- Challenge
- 4 (1100XP)
Water Breathing: the gummy shark can breathe only underwater.
Underwater Camouflage: the gummy shark has advantage on Dexterity (Stealth) checks made while underwater.
Multi attack: The Gummy shark can make two bite attacks
Actions
Chomp Melee Weapon Attack: +6 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: 22 (3d10 + 6) piercing damage.
Court Chef
Medium Fey, Chaotic Neutral
- Armor Class
- 18
- Hit Points
- 119 (14d10 + 42)
- Speed
- 30ft.; Fly 50ft
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13 (+1) | 12 (+1) | 17 (+3) | 13 (+1) | 15 (+2) | 18 (+4) |
- Saving Throws
- Wis +5, Con +6
- Skills
- History +4, Deception +7, Insight +5, Nature +4
- Senses
- passive Perception 12
- Languages
- Common, Sylvan, Elvish
- Challenge
- 5 (1800XP)
Innate Spellcasting: The court chef’s innate spellcasting ability is Charisma (spell save DC 15, +7 to hit with spell attacks). It can innately cast the following spells, requiring no material components:
- At will: mending, feed, greater invisibility
- 3/day: fatness arrow, lard zone, tongues
- 2/day: disguise self, faerie fire, dispel magic
- 1/day: fatball, flabbling bolt, slow
Blue Raspberry Slush Soldier
Large Elemental, Unaligned
- Armor Class
- 16
- Hit Points
- 80(7d10 + 42)
- Speed
- 40ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18 (+4) | 15 (+2) | 23 (+6) | 2 (-4) | 8 (-1) | 13 (+1) |
- Saving Throws
- Str +7, Con +9
- Skills
- Athletics +7, Perception +2, Stealth +5
- Damage Vulnerabilities
- Inflation, Stuffing
- Damage Immunities
- Lightning, Fattening
- Senses
- Blindsight 60ft., passive Perception 12
- Languages
- —-
- Challenge
- 6 (2300XP)
Multi-Attack: The Slush Soldier can make 2 Slam attacks
Frosty Filling: Biting it causes it to lose 15HP but also deal 15 Stuffing damage to the one who bit it on top of the damage taken
Frosty Feeling: After dealing 20 Stuffing Damage, the creature must make a Constitution Saving (DC13) throw or be Incapacitated until the start of their next turn as they deal with Brain Freeze
Frozen Aura: Standing within 5ft of this creature deals 3 Cold damage to the creature near it
Innate Spellcasting: The lemon slush soldier is a 9th-level spellcaster. The lemon slush soldier’s spellcasting ability is Charisma (spell save DC 13, +6 to hit with spell attacks). The lemon slush soldier has the following paladin spells prepared:
1st level (4 slots): thunderous smite, shield of faith 2nd level (3 slots): branding smite, magic weapon 3rd level (2 slots): dispel magic, crusader’s mantle, aura of vitality
Actions
Slush Slam: Melee Weapon Attack: +7 to hit, reach 10 ft., one target. Hit: 19 (3d8 + 4) stuffing damage.
Raspberry Canon: Ranged Weapon Attack: +6 to hit, range 80/320 ft., one target. Hit: 14 (3d6 + 2) stuffing damage.
Reactions
Slush Slip: As a reaction at the end of another creature’s turn, it can move half its total move speed
Blood Orange Slush Soldier
Large Elemental, Unaligned
- Armor Class
- 19
- Hit Points
- 175(13d10 + 104)
- Speed
- 50ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23 (+6) | 18 (+4) | 26 (+8) | 3 (-4) | 10 (+0) | 17 (+3) |
- Saving Throws
- Str +11, Con +13, Cha +8
- Skills
- Athletics +11, Perception +5, Stealth +9
- Damage Vulnerabilities
- Inflation, Stuffing
- Damage Immunities
- Lightning, Fattening
- Senses
- Blindsight 60ft., passive Perception 15
- Languages
- —-
- Challenge
- 13 (10000XP)
Multi-Attack: The Slush Soldier can make a combination of 3 slam attacks and orange cannon attacks
Frosty Filling: Biting it causes it to lose 20HP but also deal 20 Stuffing damage to the one who bit it on top of the damage taken (edited)
Frosty Feeling: After dealing 20 Stuffing Damage, the creature must make a Constitution Saving (DC16) throw or be stunned until the start of their next turn as they deal with Brain Freeze
Frozen Aura: Standing within 5ft of this creature deals 10 Cold damage at the start of their turn or when they start their turn there
Shard Burst: Upon being destroyed, everything in a radius around it takes 20 magical cold damage except for creatures with this same ability
Spellcasting: The blood orange slush soldier is a 15th-level spellcaster. The blood orange slush soldier’s spellcasting ability is Charisma (spell save DC 16, +8 to hit with spell attacks). The blood orange slush soldier has the following paladin spells prepared:
1st level (4 slots): shield of faith, wrathful smite, searing smite 2nd level (3 slots): branding smite, protection from poison 3rd level (3 slots): aura of vitality, dispel magic, crusader’s mantle 4th level (2 slots): death ward, aura of purity, staggering smite
Actions
Slush Slam: Melee Weapon Attack: +12 to hit, reach 10 ft., one target. Hit: 41 (7d8 + 6) stuffing damage.
Orange Canon: Ranged Weapon Attack: +8 to hit, range 80/320 ft., one target. Hit: 32 (7d6 + 4) stuffing damage.
Reactions
Slush Slide: As a reaction at the end of another creature’s turn, it can move its move speed
Lemon Slush Soldier
Large Elemental, Unaligned
- Armor Class
- 17
- Hit Points
- 112 (9d10 + 63)
- Speed
- 40ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19 (+4) | 15 (+2) | 24 (+7) | 2 (-4) | 8 (-1) | 14 (+2) |
- Saving Throws
- Str +8, Con +11
- Skills
- Athletics +10, Perception +3, Stealth +6
- Damage Vulnerabilities
- Inflation, Stuffing
- Damage Immunities
- Lightning, Fattening
- Senses
- Blindsight 60ft., passive Perception 13
- Languages
- —-
- Challenge
- 8 (3900XP)
Multi-Attack: The Slush Soldier can make 2 Slam attacks
Frosty Filling: Biting it causes it to lose 20HP but also deal 20 Stuffing damage to the one who bit it on top of the damage taken
Frosty Feeling: After dealing 20 Stuffing Damage, the creature must make a Constitution Saving (DC14) throw or be Incapacitated until the start of their next turn as they deal with Brain Freeze
Frozen Aura: Standing within 5ft of this creature deals 3 Cold damage
Innate Spellcasting: The lemon slush soldier is a 12th-level spellcaster. The lemon slush soldier’s spellcasting ability is Charisma (spell save DC 14, +6 to hit with spell attacks). The lemon slush soldier has the following paladin spells prepared:
- 1st level (4 slots): thunderous smite, shield of faith
- 2nd level (3 slots): branding smite, magic weapon
- 3rd level (3 slots): dispel magic, crusader’s mantle, aura of vitality
Actions
Slush Slam: Melee Weapon Attack: +8 to hit, reach 10 ft., one target. Hit: 22 (4d8 + 4) stuffing damage.
Lemon Canon: Ranged Weapon Attack: +6 to hit, range 80/320 ft., one target. Hit: 19 (5d6 + 2) stuffing damage.
Reactions
Slush Slip: As a reaction at the end of another creatures turn, it can move half its total move speed
Lime Slush Soldier
Large Elemental, Unaligned
- Armor Class
- 15
- Hit Points
- 47 (5d10 + 20)
- Speed
- 40ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16 (+3) | 12 (+1) | 18 (+4) | 1 (-5) | 6 (-2) | 11 (+0) |
- Saving Throws
- Str +5, Con +6
- Skills
- Athletics +5, Perception +0, Stealth +3
- Damage Vulnerabilities
- Inflation, Stuffing
- Damage Immunities
- Lightning, Fattening
- Senses
- Blindsight 60ft., passive Perception 10
- Languages
- —-
- Challenge
- 2 (450XP)
Multi-Attack: The Slush Soldier can make 2 Slam attacks
Frosty Filling: Biting it causes it to lose 20HP but also deal 20 Stuffing damage to the one who bit it on top of the damage taken
Frosty Feeling: After dealing 20 Stuffing Damage, the creature must make a Constitution Saving (DC10) throw or be Incapacitated until the start of their next turn as they deal with Brain Freeze
Innate Spellcasting: The lime slush soldier is a 7th-level spellcaster. The lime slush soldier’s spellcasting ability is Charisma (spell save DC 11, +2 to hit with spell attacks). The lime slush soldier has the following paladin spells prepared:
- 1st level (4 slots): thunderous smite, shield of faith
- 2nd level (3 slots): branding smite, magic weapon
Actions
Slush Slam: Melee Weapon Attack: +6 to hit, reach 10 ft., one target. Hit: 9 (1d8 + 4) stuffing damage.
Lime Canon: Ranged Weapon Attack: +4 to hit, range 80/320 ft., one target. Hit: 10 (2d6 + 2) stuffing damage.
Reactions
Slush Slip: As a reaction at the end of another creatures turn, it can move half its total move speed