Cuddly Badger

A 6-inch long cuddly badger toy.

Secret Effect

Once per day, hugging or squeezing the badger can cause a realistic badger noise to emanate from a location of the owner's choice within 60ft. Anyone within range is completely convinced that they just heard a real badger. Further hugging before the daily reset results in no effect (aside from a general sense of well-being).

"World's Greatest Chef" Mug

A ceramic mug proclaiming the owner to be the world's greatest chef.

Secret Effect

Once per day, the owner can cause the mug to fill with a potable liquid of their choice (i.e. a drink or other mundane non-toxic liquid). Can also be used as a regular mug.

Lump of Coal

A lump of black sedimentary rock formed when dead plant matter is converted into peat, which in turn is converted into lignite, then sub-bituminous coal, after that bituminous coal, and lastly anthracite.

Secret Effect

Once per day, the owner can cause the coal to spontaneously ignite. On its own it will burn for five minutes, and can be used to light a campfire or other flammable material. Can be thrown at an enemy or other target (ranged attack, 20ft/60ft, 2d6 fire damage on hit).

Ilmater Action Figure

An articulated Ilmater action figure carved from wood and painted. Includes crutch accessory. The packaging proclaims "HAND-PAINTED SORES" and "REALISTIC HOBBLING ACTION". There is a lever on the back that activates the hobbling action.

Secret Effect

Once per day, the the owner can press the "hobble action" lever and the entire party will be healed for 1HP each.