Eating Contest Dice Game

No DnD contained within.

Basic Rules

The game is played in rounds. During one round, the Menu table is rolled (d100) only once, setting the DC to succeed at eating.
The Base DC of a success is 5, plus the Menu's modifier and the Round Number.
We begin at Round 0.
After the menu is rolled, each player rolls an Eating Die.
Every player begins with a d20 Eating Die. When a round is failed, the Eating Die decreases by one class.
(d20 -> d12 -> d10 -> d8 -> d6 ->d4)
When a player literally cannot succeed at their next roll, they drop out.
(Example: Needs to roll a 12, on a d6 Eating Die. The highest possible Player bonus is +5. a d6 cannot roll 12, with only a +5.)
Once their Eating Die is rolled, each player rolls d100 on the Player Effects table for a bonus/penalty to their score.
Please post your Eating Die, Eating Roll, and the Player Effects Mod separately from your roleplaying/writing.
The intent of this game is to promote quick, fun writing blurbs, so don't take losing too seriously.
d% Menu Item DC Mod
01-04 Seasoned Fries +1
05-08 Popcorn Shrimp +1
09-12 Popsicles +1
13-16 Cupcakes +1
17-20 BBQ Wings +1
21-24 Pancake Sampler +2
25-28 Jumbo Milkshake +2
29-32 Curry Chili +2
33-36 Loaded Mashed Potatoes +2
37-40 Beefy Burrito Wrap +2
41-44 Triple Cheeseburger +3
45-48 Bear Steak +3
49-52 Cornbread Tray +3
53-56 Whole Watermelon +3
57-60 Beef Rib Rack +3
61-64 Lasagna +4
65-68 Root Beer Keg +4
69-72 Taco Pie +4
73-76 Challenge Sundae +4
77-80 Beef Stew Pot +4
81-84 Everlasting Jawbreaker +5
85-88 Meat Avalanche Pizza +5
89-92 Hot Tub Cheesecake +5
93-96 Chocobo Supreme +5
97-00 Giant Jelly Jaffa +5

Player Table

d% Effect Roll Mod
01-02 Eater's belly cramps -5
03-04 Eater starts to feel sleepy -5
05-06 Eater feels nauseated -5
07-08 Eater chokes a bit in this round -5
09-10 Eater suddenly feels TOTALLY stuffed -5
11-12 Eater feels their belly bubble up -4
13-14 Hiccup attack! -4
15-16 Last round scratched Eater's throat -4
17-18 Oof, heartburn! -4
19-20 Eater bumps their tummy too hard -4
21-22 Eater's belly bloats -3
23-24 Eater can't STOP burping -3
25-26 Burnt tongue -3
27-28 The food inside Eater is swelling -3
29-30 This round seems...Suspect -3
31-32 Eater feels a little extra full, this round -2
33-34 Spicy Hallucination distracts eater -2
35-36 Eater's jaw gets sore -2
37-38 Something feels clogged -2
39-40 Eater's tummy is intimidated -2
41-42 The last round is sitting heavy -1
43-44 Eater's belly gurgles angrily -1
45-46 A burp gets stuck in Eater's throat -1
47-48 Eater's mouth feels dry -1
49-50 Eater's belly bubbles loudly -1
d% Effect Roll Mod
51-52 Eater shifts in their seat, freeing space +1
53-54 The last round wasn't that filling +1
55-56 This contest is fun! +1
57-58 Eater's belly has some extra room +1
59-60 Eater burps softly, getting hungry +1
61-62 Eater gets the munchies +2
63-64 Eater's belly loosens up a little +2
65-66 Eater's belly is feeling relaxed +2
67-68 Eater feels hungry, not filled by last round +2
69-70 Eater's belly shrinks a bit, from a big burp +2
71-72 Eater undoes their belt +3
73-74 Eater gulps efficiently, this round +3
75-76 This round looks especially tasty! +3
77-78 Eater's belly rumbles excitedly for more +3
79-80 Eater's belch shakes the platters +3
81-82 Eater thinks like a fatty, and drools +4
83-84 Foodgasm~ +4
85-86 A tummy rub has made Eater feel greedy +4
87-88 Eater's belly growls greedily +4
89-90 Eater tastes the last round, in a huge burp +4
91-92 Eater's top rips, freeing up room +5
93-94 Eater feels an intense rivalry w/ another +5
95-96 Eater's belly empties out, into their guts +5
97-98 Eater digests everything, and grows fatter +5
99-00 Stadium shakes with Eater's HUGE belch +5
(d20 -> d12 -> d10 -> d8 -> d6 ->d4)