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\page #### Sorcerous Dandruff Globe *1st-level abjuration* ___ - **Casting Time:** 1 action - **Range:** 30 feet - **Components:** V, M, S (a small doll, a crushed button worth at least 1cp, discarded gum wrapper) - **Duration:** Until dispelled A flame, equivalent in brightness to a torch, springs from from an object that you touch. The effect look like a regular flame, but it creates no heat and doesn't use oxygen. A *continual flame* can be covered or hidden but not smothered or quenched. #### Dispell Piles in Dentist *8th-level evocation* ___ - **Casting Time:** 1 action - **Range:** 30 feet - **Components:** M, S (a small doll) - **Duration:** Until dispelled A flame, equivalent in brightness to a torch, springs from from an object that you touch. The effect look like a regular flame, but it creates no heat and doesn't use oxygen. A *continual flame* can be covered or hidden but not smothered or quenched. ``` ``` #### Ultimate Ritual of Mouthwash *1st-level conjuration* ___ - **Casting Time:** 1 action - **Range:** 60 feet - **Components:** V, M, S (a small doll) - **Duration:** 1 round A flame, equivalent in brightness to a torch, springs from from an object that you touch. The effect look like a regular flame, but it creates no heat and doesn't use oxygen. A *continual flame* can be covered or hidden but not smothered or quenched.

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##### Cantrips (0 Level) - Talk to Groupie - Cursed Ramen Erruption - Occult Globe of Salad Dressing - Eliminate Vindictiveness in Gym Teacher - Hellish Cage of Mucus - Divine Spell of Crossdressing - Overwhelming Enchantment of the Chocolate Fairy - Necromantic Armor of Salad Dressing - Spiritual Invocation of the Costumers - Ball of Annoyance - Control Noodles Elemental - Cursed Ritual of Bad Hair ##### 2nd Level - Steak Sauce Ray - Sorcerous Enchantment of the Chimneysweep - Heavenly Transfiguration of the Cream Devil - Ultimate Rite of the Confetti Angel - Ball of Annoyance - Induce Whining in Babysitter - Create Nervousness - Hellish Cage of Mucus ##### 3rd Level - Ball of Annoyance - Irritate Peanut Butter Fairy - Call Fangirl - Talk to Groupie - Mystic Spell of the Poser - Astounding Pasta Puddle ##### 4th Level - Astral Rite of Acne - Cursed Ritual of Bad Hair - Magical Enchantment of Arrogance - Cage of Yarn - Illusionary Transfiguration of the Babysitter - Control Noodles Elemental - Cure Baldness - Overwhelming Enchantment of the Chocolate Fairy - Flaming Disc of Inconvenience - Dark Chant of the Dentists - Induce Whining in Babysitter - Create Acne - Spiritual Invocation of the Costumers - Erruption of Immaturity - Eliminate Vindictiveness in Gym Teacher ##### 5th Level - Occult Transfiguration of Foot Fetish - Create Acne - Induce Whining in Babysitter - Invoke Complaining - Dispell Piles in Dentist - Astonishing Chant of Chocolate - Cage of Yarn - Extra-Planar Spell of Irritation - Astounding Pasta Puddle - Illusionary Transfiguration of the Babysitter - Sorcerous Enchantment of the Chimneysweep - Flaming Disc of Inconvenience - Tinsel Blast - Ultimate Ritual of Mouthwash ##### 6th Level - Divine Spell of Crossdressing - Cage of Yarn - Cursed Ritual of Bad Hair - Create Acne - Ultimate Rite of the Confetti Angel - Steak Sauce Ray - Astral Rite of Acne - Create Nervousness - Dark Chant of the Dentists - Eliminate Florists - Erruption of Immaturity ##### 7th Level - Spiritual Invocation of the Costumers - Eliminate Florists - Protection from Mucus Giant - Occult Globe of Salad Dressing - Tinsel Blast - Sorcerous Dandruff Globe - Dispell Piles in Dentist - Astonishing Chant of Chocolate - Occult Transfiguration of Foot Fetish - Mystic Spell of the Poser - Extra-Planar Spell of Irritation - Necromantic Armor of Salad Dressing - Magical Enchantment of Arrogance - Luminous Erruption of Tea - Illusionary Transfiguration of the Babysitter ##### 8th Level - Spiritual Invocation of the Costumers - Call Fangirl - Occult Globe of Salad Dressing - Talk to Groupie - Tinsel Blast ##### 9th Level - Tinsel Blast - Necromantic Armor of Salad Dressing - Heal Bad Hygene - Overwhelming Enchantment of the Chocolate Fairy - Cursed Ramen Erruption - Cage of Yarn

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Credit: Eric Schuster - [Tumbler](https://diekaiju.tumblr.com/post/177977601500/cyborg-beholder) ``` ``` ## Class Features As a notary, you gain the following class features #### Hit Points ___ - **Hit Dice:** 1d4 per notary level - **Hit Points at 1st Level:** 4 + your Constitution modifier - **Hit Points at Higher Levels:** 1d4 (or 3) + your Constitution modifier per notary level after 1st #### Proficiencies ___ - **Armor:** Medium armor - **Weapons:** Simple weapons, Squeegee - **Tools:** Artian's tools ___ - **Saving Throws:** Intelligence, Constitution - **Skills:** Choose two from Arcana, Performance, Perception, Survival #### Equipment You start with the following equipment, in addition to the equipment granted by your background: - *(a)* a martial weapon and a shield or *(b)* two martial weapons - *(a)* five javelins or *(b)* any simple melee weapon - 1 button

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\page > ##### Time to Drop Knowledge > Use notes to point out some interesting information. > > **Tables and lists** both work within a note. > > Omnia contraria, quos etiam insanos esse vultis. Haec para/doca illi, nos admirabilia dicamus. Mihi enim satis est, ipsis non satis.

##### Time to Drop Knowledge Use notes to point out some interesting information. **Tables and lists** both work within a note. Duo Reges: constructio interrete. Causa autem fuit huc veniendi ut quosdam hinc libros promerem. Duo Reges: constructio interrete. Causa autem fuit huc veniendi ut quosdam hinc libros promerem.

___ > ## Stupid Spirit of the Brewery >*Small beast, wordy evil* > ___ > - **Armor Class** 16 > - **Hit Points** 141(1d4 + 5) > - **Speed** 17ft. >___ >|STR|DEX|CON|INT|WIS|CHA| >|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:| >|10(+0)|18(+4)|11(+1)|20(+5)|17(+4)|18(+4)| >___ > - **Condition Immunities** None > - **Senses** passive Perception 15 > - **Languages** None > - **Challenge** 2 (810 XP) > ___ > ***Sassiness.*** When questioned, this creature will talk back instead of answering. > > ***Fowl Appearance.*** While the creature remains motionless, it is indistinguishable from a normal chicken. > > ***Onion Stench.*** Any creatures within 5 feet of this thing develops an irrational craving for onion rings. > ### Actions > ***Dual Throw.*** *Melee Weapon Attack:* +4 to hit, reach 5ft., one target. *Hit* 5 (1d6 + 2)

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##### The Archivist | Level | Proficiency Bonus | Features | Cantrips Known | Spells Known | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 5th | 6th | 7th | 8th | 9th | |:---:|:---:|:---|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:| | 1st | +2 | Plasma Outlaw | 3 | 1 | 2 | — | — | — | — | — | — | — | — | | 2nd | +2 | Astrological Botany | 4 | 1 | 2 | — | — | — | — | — | — | — | — | | 3rd | +2 | Exo Interfacer | 4 | 1 | 4 | — | — | — | — | — | — | — | — | | 4th | +2 | Ability Score Improvement | 4 | 1 | 4 | 1 | — | — | — | — | — | — | — | | 5th | +3 | Gunpowder Torturer | 4 | 1 | 4 | 3 | — | — | — | — | — | — | — | | 6th | +3 | Ability Score Improvement, Sixgun Poisoner | 4 | 2 | 4 | 3 | — | — | — | — | — | — | — | | 7th | +3 | ─ | 4 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 1 | — | — | — | — | — | — | | 8th | +3 | Ability Score Improvement, Infernal Banker | 4 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | — | — | — | — | — | — | | 9th | +4 | Consecrated Biochemistry | 5 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 2 | — | — | — | — | — | | 10th | +4 | Spell Analyst | 6 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 2 | — | — | — | — | — | | 11th | +4 | ─ | 6 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 1 | — | — | — | — | | 12th | +4 | Ability Score Improvement, Sixgun Poisoner | 7 | 5 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | — | — | — | — | | 13th | +5 | Mathematical Pharmacist | 7 | 5 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | — | — | — | | 14th | +5 | Ability Score Improvement, Pharmaceutical Gunslinger | 7 | 6 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | — | — | — | | 15th | +5 | ─ | 8 | 6 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | — | — | — | | 16th | +5 | Ability Score Improvement | 8 | 6 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 1 | — | — | | 17th | +6 | Civil Alchemy | 9 | 7 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 2 | — | — | | 18th | +6 | Spiritual Biochemistry | 9 | 8 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 1 | — | | 19th | +6 | Ability Score Improvement, Mathematical Pharmacist | 9 | 9 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 1 | — | | 20th | +6 | Astrological Botany | 9 | 9 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 1 | — |

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